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serving_love

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Apr 20, 2009 15:58

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

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queenalabasta April 21 2009, 11:34:28 UTC

...Sanji-san.

serving_love April 21 2009, 19:56:51 UTC

Yeah?

serving_love April 21 2009, 19:57:10 UTC

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serving_love April 21 2009, 19:57:44 UTC

VIVI-CHWAAAAAN~!!!!!!!!

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kirin_ja April 21 2009, 16:21:33 UTC

You have been affected also?

My guess is...have you lost your culinary skill?

serving_love April 21 2009, 20:03:45 UTC

Brilliant observation.

kirin_ja April 22 2009, 00:21:11 UTC

We're working on the solution right now.

serving_love April 22 2009, 00:24:06 UTC

GOOD. BECAUSE I FUCKING DENTED MY BEST FRYING PAN TODAY.

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threeswordstyle April 21 2009, 18:25:59 UTC

what did you do

serving_love April 21 2009, 20:04:32 UTC

Nothing.

threeswordstyle April 21 2009, 20:51:59 UTC

you're bad at lying

serving_love April 21 2009, 20:54:03 UTC

And you're a dumbass!

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minus5pts April 21 2009, 21:16:25 UTC

You can cook without appliances, surely. Sandwiches? Salads? Maybe a nice wrap?

serving_love April 22 2009, 00:16:49 UTC

...I tried to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

minus5pts April 22 2009, 18:58:23 UTC

What could possibly go wrong there?

serving_love April 22 2009, 19:36:13 UTC

I...I don't know. It's all kind of a blur. I was getting out all the necessary ingredients, and as I was getting out a plate for my sandwich to go on, I dropped it and broke it. I couldn't find any bread so I was going to use crackers, but as I was putting the peanut butter on them they kept breaking and crumbling. When I went to put the jelly on I dropped the jar and it shattered across the goddamn floor, so I salvaged what I could and put that on some more crackers, which left me with peanut butter and jelly crumbled crackers. And I thought, you know, milk usually goes good with that, so I got out the milk and poured a glass, but as I went to put the milk back in the fridge, I knocked over the glass right onto the peanut butter and jelly crumbled crackers, so THEN I ended up with milky peanut butter and jelly soggy, mushy crackers - and a fucking messy kitchen.

And after all that when I went to eat them, I realized I didn't even use peanut butter. It was actually marmite.

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riggingsnropes April 22 2009, 01:53:22 UTC

i neend to know somethign is strawht always right about stuff?

serving_love April 22 2009, 02:33:06 UTC

Oh hey. It's you.

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You might want to look into getting a spellcheck thing.

riggingsnropes April 22 2009, 02:55:53 UTC

I dont' care if you nheed a speelchecker pay attentio nwehn poeple are talkign to you!

serving_love April 22 2009, 03:09:19 UTC

Whoa, whoa, alright, geez. Sorry.

Is Luffy always right about stuff? Is that what you're asking?

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