How the hell do I get a flat tire without even driving it?! And it went flat just from yesterday which just screams some kind of big ass nail. I hate Goodyear. It is a good thing they don't make condoms. Or we all be fucked.

Dear person next to me on the rail:

Please get a new phone since it obviously does not work. The fact that you have to scream is irritating. I am guessing from your intrusive conversation that you are some sort of mutated pharmacy or public health student. You must be one of the low ones. 2 pills do mean 2 pills. It does not mean 2x2 pills or ( Read more... )

Since when did ebonics become a way of subbing anime? When did the ebonics-speaking people get geeked out to like anime?

In the past couple of months, everyone on the floor of my apartment building has moved out. First to go was the neighbor across the hall, due to the fact that he scored a new job in Arlington. I'm not really upset, since the man didn't know how to clean up after his poor dog. The apartment reeked of piss that would roll out into the hallway and ( Read more... )

Woot, as horrible as I did in Neuro, I'm still passing it. For physiology, I'm still passing in there too. But micro is turning out to be my histo class from last semester. For some reason as much as I study, I just don't get it on the exams. Funny thing is, I like micro as much as I abhor Neuro and apathetic about Phys. But at least this time ( Read more... )

Test One: Neuroscience ( Read more... )

Please. Shoot. Me.

The spontaneous orgasm patient in Grey's Anatomy ---- I would like to have that problem for a day!!!

I really have to stop taking naps because my professors put me in a coma. At the LRC, I almost always have a print on my forehead. Home is no better, since every flat surface, by that time, is a good enough bed ( Read more... )

Oh, fuck. I just lost my motivation to study and I only have 2 weeks until finals.