Comments | semper_fi_bitch: 028- [April Fool's Event 09]

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028- [April Fool's Event 09]

Apr 01, 2009 00:00

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thesteelphoenix April 1 2009, 06:55:28 UTC

Another one, huh?

I guess I should try to restrain myself one of these days.

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 06:58:25 UTC

Anoth--you cheating slut!

thesteelphoenix April 1 2009, 06:59:28 UTC

Oh, please. I can't help it if they stand downwind of me.

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 07:02:17 UTC

Well, you'd better at least pay the fucking child support, asshole.

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fluorite_flux April 1 2009, 07:12:01 UTC

YES! MY EXPERIMENT WAS FINALLY A SUCCESS!

tiiiiiiiiiiiin roof! rusted.

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 07:15:04 UTC

Can I have my money now?

fluorite_flux April 1 2009, 07:20:17 UTC

Of course~ Here's the half I promised you up front. *shells out the bux*

Now, you'll get the OTHER half when you finally lay the egg. Make certain it stays intact now, or I'm afraid you're really going to regret it. ^.^

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 07:24:52 UTC

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. It'll be in pristine condition, trust me, man.

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da_beat_is_on April 1 2009, 13:17:12 UTC

BWAAAAAA?!

You-you-you-you-you

SHIT

I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON TH' PILL

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 16:24:11 UTC

You assumed I was prepared? Come on, Beat, why would you do that?

da_beat_is_on April 1 2009, 16:30:23 UTC

Iunno.

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 16:31:47 UTC

Good going, man. Good going.

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wrong_sequitur April 1 2009, 13:23:08 UTC

Son of a bitch!

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 16:24:40 UTC

Hey. Don't talk about Mom like that.

wrong_sequitur April 1 2009, 16:26:51 UTC

Aw maaaan. I don't wanna move to Alabama.

semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 16:29:50 UTC

Well, maybe we should've taken that into consideration earlier.

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DID SOMEONE SAY 'CAPTAIN PLANET'? fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 13:59:33 UTC

That's certainly a surprise there! I don't remember ever having sex with anyone, much less someone like this. But I'm sure we'll work something out for our child!

*PREPARES FOR GENERATION II OF THE PLANETEERS* We should name the child Heart!

hahahahah I BELIEVE I DID semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 16:26:11 UTC

...Yeah, dude, that's. That's not fucking happening.

at your service! fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 18:05:58 UTC

Hmm, I suppose that's true, since I've just recruited a Heart.

How's about naming it Gaia? Surely our little bundle of joy needs to grow up loving the environment and recycling as much as possible to preserve the beauty of this island! Gaia would be a perfect name!

Good to know I can always count on you. Also, [1/2] semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 18:14:56 UTC

HOLY SHIT THAT ICON I JUST SHAT MYSELF IN TERROR

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