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DID SOMEONE SAY 'CAPTAIN PLANET'? fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 13:59:33 UTC
That's certainly a surprise there! I don't remember ever having sex with anyone, much less someone like this. But I'm sure we'll work something out for our child!

*PREPARES FOR GENERATION II OF THE PLANETEERS* We should name the child Heart!

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hahahahah I BELIEVE I DID semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 16:26:11 UTC
...Yeah, dude, that's. That's not fucking happening.

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at your service! fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 18:05:58 UTC
Hmm, I suppose that's true, since I've just recruited a Heart.

How's about naming it Gaia? Surely our little bundle of joy needs to grow up loving the environment and recycling as much as possible to preserve the beauty of this island! Gaia would be a perfect name!

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Good to know I can always count on you. Also, [1/2] semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 18:14:56 UTC
HOLY SHIT THAT ICON I JUST SHAT MYSELF IN TERROR

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[2/2] semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 18:15:16 UTC
Jesus, are you trying to make sure the kid gets his ass kicked on the playground every day of his childhood?

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fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 18:29:21 UTC
The child won't be beaten up! Once all the other kids understand what a leader in recycling and nature preservation our little bundle of joy is, they'll all join him/her to make the world better for us all!

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 18:38:40 UTC
You're kidding.

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fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 18:45:48 UTC
Do I look like I'm kidding?

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 18:54:07 UTC
Dude, you do not want me to answer that honestly.

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fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 20:53:10 UTC
...*sits a huge trash can in front of Grif, along with several empty, green cans*

The baby ought to learn recycling habits early! As the mother, you should start recycling early on in the pregnancy!

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 20:59:07 UTC
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You're kidding.

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fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 21:00:37 UTC
I'm the one wearing the pants here.

Sort those bottles out, or else this island will suffer a horrible, polluted fate rivaling that of what Hoggish Greedly could do to this oasis!

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 21:03:52 UTC
No, you're the one wearing the little red panties here. I'm the one with pants on.

Mmmm, no, I don't think that's a very effective threat there, dude. I don't really give a shit.

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fuckyeahrecycle April 1 2009, 21:33:02 UTC
You're not wearing pants either, that's armor.

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 21:43:01 UTC
Which is a hell of a lot manlier than little red panties, Peter Pan.

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