[closed / complete] fanboy attack
Who: Junho and Key (+ Donghae in the end)
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
Key raised an eyebrow at Junho's observation: "But you looked like it was the first time, you were like petrified actually, that's why I troubled the fans...' he explained a bit surprised but shrugged. Celebrities certainly had their own ways to react to their fans.
"KEY! I'm Key; I saw you sometimes, but that's the first time I joined your fan girls!" he said, proudly: he actually survived!
"PREGN-"
Key's mouth just froze in the process of pronunciation, and he turned around repeating that this wasn't possible, that the kid had to be kidding and suddenly stopped his mumbling for himself, looking pretty upset: "DID YOU REALISE YOU JUST SAID SIR AND PREGNANT IN THE SAME SENTENCE?" he exclaimed, his words cut by his need to laugh. "And this is nothing! ohh so nothing..." he said again, laughing ( ... )
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He didn't last to pop by Junho's side, grabbing a slice of pizza after he sat at the table and finishing straightly two glasses of water.
Key's eyes wandered up only at hearing the other qualifying him of gay. He could be acting this way at times when he didn't have a reason to be serious, being accused of this so abruptly was just abrupt. But he shrugged with a little smirk: it worked at least.
"Ew..." he only commented when Junho wiped his hand on his own skin. "If one day, the girls try to lick you please remember this day: your brother's pizza are so delicious they might try to eat you up just because of the perfume." Key noted thoughtfully, tilting his head.
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It was obvious to him, but Junho was too nice with people, Donghae could spend his days making fun of Junho's innocence, he'd also do anything to keep his brother this way. Junho was surprisingly pure this way.
Donghae nodded slowly, crossing his arms; he was just looking for a reason to ask Junho for any favor while he'd forget about a mistake the youngest would have done.
"Good!" he commented to the boy who was drinking down the bottle of water.
"See Junho, gay-types aren't that bad! And lying can help sometimes ( ... )
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"Key never said he was really gay, he said he was acting gay. Soooo... Yeah. Anyway, gay types are still scary." He shuddered a little. "Anyway, I didn't think Key was lying... I asked him whether he was pregnant later but then he said no and then I realised he'd lied so I felt bad but I didn't say anything because it'd be rude." He finished in one breath, used to speaking almost as fast as he could eat.
"Hyung, aren't you supposed to tell me lying is bad? I could have given all the girls a hug and THEN come home. I don't think they'd kidnap me or anything... Right?"
Junho puffed his cheeks out and piped up. "Well I'm gonna take a shower ANYWAY," he looked down at himself, a thin sheen of glistening sweat covering his body. "I'm all hot and icky."
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"Just learn to refuse, just like me, people like to impose you things because they feel you'll accept, they'll be always asking for more you know!"
And Key knew it well: if he wasn't given limits, he'd go to the end.
Key crossed his arms as he finally understood what Junho had been thinking all this time. He breathed in loudly as if he gave in: "It would have been rude, but I don't despair: I'll be pregnant one day!" he made fun of what Junho said.
"They would."
He even would so Junho had a double threat.
"Ohh..." Key mumbled and hurried to finish his pizza: "There's no way I'd risk his life: I'll wash him myself!" he beamed with a grin. Without knowing himself how far he could be serious, Key just wanted to laugh at Junho's complexes and Taboo at his being possibly gay.
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"Uh, congratulations in advance!" He said cheerily to Key. "Do you want a boy or a girl?"
Junho wailed. "Nooo~ Why would anyone kidnap me? They can take my clothes but why me?" He puffed his cheeks out.
"But hyung, I have Seojin-hyung watching us downstairs or somethin'," Junho whined. "I'm safe, really!"
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"Oh both would be cute I think, but your point counts: what would you prefer oppa?" he answered, patting his own belly. This was the start anyway: the fans were shocked at hearing him announcing he was pregnant of Junho. Keeping on with his joke, Key understood Donghae understood his little game, that's why he wasn't affraid to say such stupidities seriously.
He pushed Junho in the nearest corridor as he sighted the name of the bathroom written on a door: "Because of your body, because you never lied and people love obsessionnally those who are like you!"
People loved innocence so much, but it was a rare kind in the world.
Key saw donghae waving at Junho before they left th kitchen: "But you choose me as your personal bodyguard and I have to do my job well!" he said with a grin. Junho hadn't been convincing anyways.
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Junho let himself be propelled towards the bathroom, still wondering about how babies were made. "Oh... Well that's nice of them... I guess." He rubbed a bicep thoughtfully.
He was going to comment that he never really chose Key, the younger had actually chosen himself... But he kept his mouth shut. "Uh, you're not gonna watch me all the time, like in the bathroom, are you?" He asked sheepishly. "I already have friends... Around..."
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"Yes the father can!"
Donghae might kill him one day for tell such lies to his brother, but it was so fun.
"So you have to choice, or our baby won't be able to develop!" he lied with a little pout.
"NO, loving obsessionnally is never good!" Key pointed. "Because it drives them crazy!"
Although Key had a lot of silliness getting out of his mouth, he had some times when he couldn't say anything but the truth, hopefully Junho would make the difference.
"Since I'm already pregnant, I don't need to watch for you or else, but if you want I can."
Key wasn't serious at all on this anyway, he had started walking the the room, he assumed, was Junho's since they were supposed to sleep there.
"I wait for you!" he said, with a grin that one would recognize just by the sound of his voice. There is one bed.
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He shook his head frantically. "Noooo it's perfectly fine for you not to watch me!"
Junho closed the door behind him and started pulling down his pants when he heard Key's voice again, sounding a little... creepy? Wait, did he just go into his room?! And say that he'd wait for him? Junho didn't wanna think about it: he stepped into the shower and let the water wash away his sweat.
Wrapping a towel around his waist and shaking his head so droplets of water flew everywhere, Junho stepped outside and into his room, in search for a pair of boxers.
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"OMO DON'T DIE, MISS!" He yelled out of the window, waving his arms around frantically. The woman proceeded to faint and Junho sighed.
As Key left, Junho shrugged, finding himself a pair of boxers and pulling them on. He found another smaller pair for Key and left them draped over his chair. Junho sat on his bed, took out his PSP, plugged his headphones in and began to play an intense racing game, making noises when his car hit something or performed exceptionally well.
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"Don't worry, Key-umma is the best, you'll just have to take care of me and I'll keep the baby safe with me!"
Anyway, it didn't exist, so until Key would choice the ideal being that would stay for him, he'd just be pregnant and use this as a pretext to ask things to Junho ( ... )
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He was engrossed in his game, and about to get the high score too, when he suddenly hit the floor. Junho blinked and rolled over, surprised, pausing his game and pulling out his headphones as he did so. "Uh, Key? That's my bed..."
Junho puffed his cheeks out. "Sorry... Didn't see you come in. I was just about to get the high score as well!" He frowned.
"Are you gonna literally sleep in my room?" Junho wrigged round uncomfortably on the floor. "I don't really like sleeping in the same room as people I haven't known for ages..." He scratched his head. "If you don't mind, can I sleep outside on the sofa?"
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He nodded at the other's announce but didn't move, keeping his little grin on. As Junho seemed to be really bored at this state, Key estimated he had been bothering the oldest enough for this night. He didn't plan to make him regret being his bodyguard so soon.
"No I was just annoying you, accomplished mission?" Key pondered almost calmly this time. But he was honest, if he could, he'd prefer to sleep in the bath tube far away from any noise but this would have been really too much.
"Just give me some blankets and I'll sleep in the sofa!" he said looking slightly tired too. It was the ideal since he'd wake nobody up while he'd get up so regularly to drink water in the night, filling his bottle up.
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