Comments | seeyalaterbye: the horror

seeyalaterbye

the horror

Apr 07, 2005 10:40

i almost got killed by a bird. I saw that it was a demon. It's demon face of death was staring at me for what felt like an eternity, yet it lasted for one second "LIKE THAT!" no,...moree... "Like THAT!" Im ok. . . but Dan is missing an arm. The birds around school are vicious, like medieval devil beast satans that are the opposite of ( Read more... )

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allbadendsall April 7 2005, 12:22:47 UTC

(silent) heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(vocal) veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

that's the birdie way
by the way

cant wait til this weekend

allbadendsall April 7 2005, 12:23:17 UTC

im sorry that you are sick. :( how sick are you?

seeyalaterbye April 7 2005, 18:21:28 UTC

im not that sick, i just need to cough on your chest.

allbadendsall April 8 2005, 01:23:25 UTC

i will provide you can cough in my chest all you want....and you know you can

livin_thing April 7 2005, 14:50:19 UTC

I'm not going to rest till I get that arm back. do you have any idea how hard it is to type with one one arm! it is really really hard. I have to hold the decapitated hand in my good one, and that is just inefficient. fleetwood mac is playing in the bookstore. think about that for one second.

english? seeyalaterbye April 7 2005, 18:20:52 UTC

its blowing my mind. Here you are, in the prime of your life, about to play drums for fleetwood mac in the bookstore at school( because your mom made stevie nicks a dress). And now you cannot, because a bird stole your arm.

Re: english? livin_thing April 7 2005, 19:46:58 UTC

it's true! at least I can still play in def leppard!

Re: english? bulletproofgene April 8 2005, 13:07:14 UTC

just to feel apart of this (since I was indeed there)
I would like to add that I have a theory that the birds did not actually exist. did anyone note their presense afterwards? which makes me ponder were they indeed birds? or HEAT SEEKING MISSLES?!?!?!
Someone call the pentagon, I think I'm on to something retarded.

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noboardingpass April 16 2005, 03:08:39 UTC

birds came from dinosaurs. back in the mesosoic era dinosaurs would hang around a giant prehistoric version of fisherman's wharf and bug the hell out of a giant prehistoric Me for the rest of my clam chowder bread bowl. bastards.

seeyalaterbye April 16 2005, 20:26:18 UTC

OHHHHHH RAPTORS....don't put chowder in your pockets man....clams=birds

wheres the captain molesto picture?