the horror

[seeyalaterbye]

i almost got killed by a bird. I saw that it was a demon. It's demon face of death was staring at me for what felt like an eternity, yet it lasted for one second "LIKE THAT!" no,...moree... "Like THAT!" Im ok. . . but Dan is missing an arm. The birds around school are vicious, like medieval devil beast satans that are the opposite of

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[livin_thing]

I'm not going to rest till I get that arm back. do you have any idea how hard it is to type with one one arm! it is really really hard. I have to hold the decapitated hand in my good one, and that is just inefficient. fleetwood mac is playing in the bookstore. think about that for one second.

english?

[seeyalaterbye]

its blowing my mind. Here you are, in the prime of your life, about to play drums for fleetwood mac in the bookstore at school( because your mom made stevie nicks a dress). And now you cannot, because a bird stole your arm.

Re: english?

[livin_thing]

it's true! at least I can still play in def leppard!

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[bulletproofgene]

just to feel apart of this (since I was indeed there)
I would like to add that I have a theory that the birds did not actually exist. did anyone note their presense afterwards? which makes me ponder were they indeed birds? or HEAT SEEKING MISSLES?!?!?!
Someone call the pentagon, I think I'm on to something retarded.

Re: english?

[seeyalaterbye]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA