the horror
i almost got killed by a bird. I saw that it was a demon. It's demon face of death was staring at me for what felt like an eternity, yet it lasted for one second "LIKE THAT!" no,...moree... "Like THAT!" Im ok. . . but Dan is missing an arm. The birds around school are vicious, like medieval devil beast satans that are the opposite of subbtarranean though. Somtimes yesterday Thom tried to kill one in the face, it worked almost, but he yelled "HEE-YAAAAHH" and they flew/walked away. I reccomend running around school serpentine-like, never stop they GETCHA.
unless you carry sweet treats in your pockets.
unless you carry sweet treats in your pockets.