Renee, where did you go?!

Please come back! I'll do anything!

[Oswald has been de-aged to about ten years old, and is currently staring at the computer in awe, poking cautiously at the keys. Yeah, he has no idea what the fuck it is anymore. Again. He'll figure it out ( Read more... )

That last event... 'twas an interesting experience, to say the least. I wonder, had I been born a kinsman--

[He stops himself there. Yeah, definitely not admitting over the network he might have maybe possibly dreamt of being a fairy as child. After a few seconds of awkward silence, he clears his throat and continues....'Twas nice, to see the ( Read more... )

[The camera switches on by itself. Oswald is standing in front of a full-length mirror propped against the wall, currently shirtless (hey there ladies~) and staring at his reflection over one shoulder ( Read more... )

[Here is Oswald, sitting at his bed and SOBBING OVER-DRAMATICALLY INTO HIS HANDS.]

No one could ever love me... life is no longer worth living.

[He grabs a bottle of vitamins DEADLY PILLS from his bed stand and DOWNS THE WHOLE THING.]

GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD. [COLLAPSES ONTO BED.

and then Brynhildr makes a little nest in his hair.]

[Oswald has just finished slaying a swarm of monsters, if the piles of seeds and crap on the floor is any sign. A huge chest (already emptied onto the ground) disappears behind him while he speaks. Due to the rules of video games, there is also no carnage. Oswald doesn't really care.They are becoming more powerful, but these beasts are still no ( Read more... )

[Oswald is wearing her armour... kind of. She only has the inner leather wear on, and it seems to be stuck on her chest. Which is huge. (obvs part of Oswald's contract with Odette also included massive breasts in case of genderswap)]

...This is becoming problematic. I didn't expect them to be this... erm. [She tries to pull the sides together ( Read more... )

A strange event indeed. It was as if I was speaking another language... I'm still not quite sure what a "rofl" is. "Btw"? "Brb ( Read more... )

[accidental video; Oswald can be seen in his casual wear, sitting on his bed across the room from his computer. He has a handful of birdseed, to the delight of the plump little bluebird perched on his knee. However, the knight's attention seems to be on the gold ring in his other hand, which he turns around with his fingers.]

...If I returned to ( Read more... )

[video; Oswald is glowing as bright red as his psypher, though that doesn't seem to bother him nearly as much as the constant jingling his armour is making. He's making a conscious effort not to move. It's not helping.]

...This is completely ridiculous. [jingle jingle] I thought they were supposed to announce [jingle] these things ( Read more... )