Chapter One, Act 7

[seekthebird]

[video; Oswald is glowing as bright red as his psypher, though that doesn't seem to bother him nearly as much as the constant jingling his armour is making. He's making a conscious effort not to move. It's not helping.]

...This is completely ridiculous. [jingle jingle] I thought they were supposed to announce [jingle] these things

Comments

[pottershotter]

Why, Ozzy! You look like you should be strung up on a tree somewhere! With all that jingling, you'd make an excellent ornament.

I dunno what you're going on about with muggles though. They might be a little strange, but they're not so odd they'd dislike Christmas.

[seekthebird]

I am not a decoration!

What are you talking about? They're muggles, they can't like or dislike anything!

[pottershotter]

It could be arranged, you know.

They're muggles, but they're still people, you know.

[seekthebird]

Try it, and I'll mount your head on my wall.

What exactly are muggles in your world?

[itsthemooksquad]

Pff, you look-- (he cuts off mid-sentance, realising he has begun to glow a rather fetching shade of green.)

Hey! W-what the hell?! Gahh! When did this even happen?!

[video]

[seekthebird]

I believe it is the glowing crystals that are to blame. [jingle

...And just now he realizes he was glowing too.] Huh. I thought it seemed a little bright today.

Re: [video]

[itsthemooksquad]

Ehhh... You mean for the glowing? Man, this is a pain...

Why is everyone so worked up about this... "Christmas" thing, anyway?! So far it's been pretty crap...

[jingle. jingle.] Argh, will you cut that out already?! [jingle]

[video]

[seekthebird]

I have to agree with you there.

[He raises an eyebrow, moving his hand a little. jingle jingle jingle] ...That wasn't me.

[a_tree_star]

You were loud enough to begin with.

[seekthebird]

I didn't ask for your opinion, beast.

[a_tree_star]

My nameis Lit-tle-foot.

[seekthebird]

I didn't ask for your name, either.

[geokinetic]

Hahaha, is that what it's doing to us?

[seekthebird]

It's not funny.

It's annoying.

[geokinetic]

Dude, this is tame.

[seekthebird]

I know that!

Why don't you try jingling with every twitch for awhile and see how you like it?

[nailsareawesome]

F-fff... You're jingling!

[seekthebird]

I am aware of that.

[nailsareawesome]

It's so cute~

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[seekthebird]

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