QOTD: "It's good to be the King!" -- Mel Brooks

QOTD: Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

--Aaron Levenstein

anima_mundi

58%

lucienne

54%

mynx7

49%

boogahsmalls

0%

sqweak

0%

lizborden

0%

montell

0%

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Hey all you windows (l)users! You can play now too.

This just cements the fact that there is a Santa Claus, and his name is Steve Jobs. I mean, just look at these stocking stuffers.


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Let me start today with a short message to the public:

LABOR UNIONS ARE TOOLS OF THE LUDDITES
Capitalism both creates and destroys jobs. You don't see the ice delivery men lamenting the invention of the freon refrigeration, or the milkman the supermarket ( Read more... )

QOTD: I have come up with a single sentence that includes all of the seven deadly sins: greed, anger, pride, lust, gluttony, sloth, and envy. Here it is. "It enrages me that I, a clearly superior person, should have less money than my neighbor, whose wife I would love to fuck if I weren't so busy eating pork chops and sleeping all day."

--George

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I'm baaaaaack!

If any of you gave a fuck

Jet Blue helps spy on travelers

Which is a pity because they're a decent airline. I've flown with them on occasion, but now it's on my personal boycott list.

QOTD:"[If elected] I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on ( Read more... )