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bobbyfontaine in seattle

...good morning intraseattlenet...

Dec 21, 2005 07:41

i have a few requests for you transplant f**k tards who don't know how to use an umbrella when it sprinkles in this state.

kindly look where you are walking and don't try to poke me in the ear with your umbrella end.
when you put your fat ass and excessive baggage on the bus in the morning, please, please keep the sharp metal tip of your umbrella ( Read more... )

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erik December 21 2005, 15:58:06 UTC

I would also add: if you're using an umbrella, it's redundant to walk under the overhangs and awnings of buildings. Leave that space for those of us without umbrellas.

bobbyfontaine December 21 2005, 16:04:11 UTC

added. that's an excellent one!

diana December 21 2005, 16:07:04 UTC

I like your icon!

erik December 21 2005, 17:09:31 UTC

Thanks, I got it from this blog, which is just about the greatest blog ever.

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gillen December 21 2005, 15:59:43 UTC

Pfft! You have to be from this state to think that it ever rains here.

Sure, I own an umbrella, but in five years I've only had to use it twice. Most of what folks here call rain is just sprinkling.

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Re: ummm...... diana December 21 2005, 16:08:11 UTC

I agree about the out-of-stater thing. I've actually never used my umbrella, and I was born and raised here.

Re: ummm...... gillen December 21 2005, 16:09:40 UTC

Didn't all the Californians have to go home? I thought they had a recall recently.

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xaotica December 21 2005, 16:11:06 UTC

i automatically assume someone is a tourist if they have an umbrella.

but it could be fun to bring an umbrella of your own and challenge them to a duel. scream ON GUARD! at the top of your lungs, then aim the tip of the umbrella at them and sway it back and forth menacingly. or swing it like martialart stickfighting.

nikoel December 21 2005, 16:41:29 UTC

I've lived in Seattle for 10 years and I use my umbrella all the time. I don't like getting wet nor will I wear anything with the NorthFace logo on it.

hehe geminivt December 21 2005, 17:10:11 UTC

"I don't like getting wet nor will I wear anything with the NorthFace logo on it."

right on.

the post cracks me up!

Re: hehe nikoel December 21 2005, 17:25:47 UTC

It's one thing that's always bugged me about some Seattlites.

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i_dread December 21 2005, 16:24:33 UTC

I can't say how pissed off I get having to deal with those umbrella terrierist.

nikoel December 21 2005, 16:42:16 UTC

What the heck is a terrierist? A person who favors a certain class of dog over all others?

OMG it's a terrierist! y2kesha December 21 2005, 17:39:00 UTC

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Re: OMG it's a terrierist! nikoel December 21 2005, 17:48:39 UTC

Hahah! Good job!!

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needlefinger December 21 2005, 16:41:49 UTC

and tell em if the winds a blowin' just give it up and leave the umbrella at home.

nikoel December 21 2005, 16:45:40 UTC

That's a good one too.