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bobbyfontaine in seattle

...good morning intraseattlenet...

Dec 21, 2005 07:41

i have a few requests for you transplant f**k tards who don't know how to use an umbrella when it sprinkles in this state.

kindly look where you are walking and don't try to poke me in the ear with your umbrella end.
when you put your fat ass and excessive baggage on the bus in the morning, please, please keep the sharp metal tip of your umbrella ( Read more... )

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xaotica December 21 2005, 16:11:06 UTC

i automatically assume someone is a tourist if they have an umbrella.

but it could be fun to bring an umbrella of your own and challenge them to a duel. scream ON GUARD! at the top of your lungs, then aim the tip of the umbrella at them and sway it back and forth menacingly. or swing it like martialart stickfighting.

nikoel December 21 2005, 16:41:29 UTC

I've lived in Seattle for 10 years and I use my umbrella all the time. I don't like getting wet nor will I wear anything with the NorthFace logo on it.

hehe geminivt December 21 2005, 17:10:11 UTC

"I don't like getting wet nor will I wear anything with the NorthFace logo on it."

right on.

the post cracks me up!

Re: hehe nikoel December 21 2005, 17:25:47 UTC

It's one thing that's always bugged me about some Seattlites.

Re: hehe freudian_slip December 22 2005, 04:47:27 UTC

what's that? using an umbrella?

Re: hehe nikoel December 22 2005, 15:42:52 UTC

No, the terribly ugly rain wear.

Re: hehe freudian_slip December 22 2005, 22:36:51 UTC

oh right! like an umbrella! i totally agree.

wankle December 21 2005, 17:19:12 UTC

I heard a rumor that other companies besides North Face make jackets. Just a rumor though.

nikoel December 21 2005, 17:26:29 UTC

I was just making a point. It's not NorthFace I have issue with, it's the style of clothing they've made popular. Thanks for playing though.

wankle December 21 2005, 18:01:52 UTC

Oh no! People are wearing ski jackets to keep dry! I hate that.

nikoel December 21 2005, 18:03:31 UTC

I'm not even going to bother trying to explain it to you.

wankle December 21 2005, 18:24:09 UTC

No need, I get it, you're just being some kind of snob.

nikoel December 22 2005, 15:45:11 UTC

If thinking that people should at least attempt to be more imaginative with their clothing choices than to wear whatever everyone else does makes me a snob, so be it.

wankle December 22 2005, 15:52:53 UTC

I guess I'm just mature enough that other peoples' choice of winter clothing doesn't upset me. That seems like a really stupid thing to be concerned about. *shrug*

nikoel December 22 2005, 15:58:47 UTC

Anyone who calls themselves mature, is not.

I just have a healthy interest in fashion, that's all. It entertains me to get "bugged" about stupid things. We are just different kinds of people, so let's leave it at that.

splitpeasoup December 21 2005, 18:02:32 UTC

"Thanks for playing though"

What does that mean, anyway? Or is it just another glib snarky retort that doesn't really mean anything?

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