...good morning intraseattlenet...

[bobbyfontaine]

i have a few requests for you transplant f**k tards who don't know how to use an umbrella when it sprinkles in this state.

1. kindly look where you are walking and don't try to poke me in the ear with your umbrella end.
2. when you put your fat ass and excessive baggage on the bus in the morning, please, please keep the sharp metal tip of your umbrella

Comments

[erik]

I would also add: if you're using an umbrella, it's redundant to walk under the overhangs and awnings of buildings. Leave that space for those of us without umbrellas.

[bobbyfontaine]

added. that's an excellent one!

[diana]

I like your icon!

[erik]

Thanks, I got it from this blog, which is just about the greatest blog ever.

[diana]

That's where I stole it from too! Holy crap that site is adorable.

[firewallender]

Oh yes. This is the worst offense of all.

[erik]

Well, of course if the overhang goes all the way out to the road's edge you can walk under it with your umbrella, but most times the overhang only goes out halfway, and it's ridiculous for umbrellaed people to be huddled under it with the rest of us.

[chase_maxim]

OMG THANK YOU.