Eridan: Get emotional [text]

[seahorsecaesar]

so there wwas this stupid so thing wwith my name on it out in the hall i thought it wwas ridiculous

til i saww wwhat wwas in it

wwho puts a fuckin cuddle fish in a sock

and i didnt cry you cant provve a fuckin thing

[ooc, this is me, this is me trying to be back.]

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[keepshappening]

what you dont stick shit in troll socks for troll christmas

[seahorsecaesar]

of course this has to be one a those fuckin stupid human things

and its safe to say we do shit differently for our wwinter holidays and by that i mean no wwe dont stick shit in our socks

sorry for the delayed response!

[keepshappening]

goddamn you are missing out on so much sock action
you know how you trolls do weird shit with pails or whatever humans are totally the same
but with socks
in a yearly sock ritual

Re: sorry for the delayed response!

[seahorsecaesar]

you

wwith socks

humans are fuckin gross do you at least clean them betwween rituals

[has_signed_on]

⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂ Question!!!!

Was there water in the sock too or no?

[seahorsecaesar]

no thats wwhy it wwas so wweird

cuz seriously thats fucked up

[has_signed_on]

So it's supposed to be a snack then?

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhat no wwho the hell eats cuddle fish

besides someone i knoww wwould get vvery angry wwith me if i did that