*Since the coms are evil and devious things, Eridan's has clicked on to record him. It's sort of stuck staring at his deep purple ceiling, but the audio comes across loud and clear.

And what it picks up is sobbing*

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME? I MISS YOU! OH THE ADVENTURES WE USED TO HAVE TOGETHER!!

*And it just kinda continues on like this*

so there wwas this stupid so thing wwith my name on it out in the hall i thought it wwas ridiculous

til i saww wwhat wwas in it

wwho puts a fuckin cuddle fish in a sock

and i didnt cry you cant provve a fuckin thing

[ooc, this is me, this is me trying to be back.]