Eridan: Get emotional [text]

Dec 25, 2010 23:35

so there wwas this stupid so thing wwith my name on it out in the hall i thought it wwas ridiculous

til i saww wwhat wwas in it

wwho puts a fuckin cuddle fish in a sock

and i didnt cry you cant provve a fuckin thing

[ooc, this is me, this is me trying to be back.]

christmas

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keepshappening December 26 2010, 07:14:23 UTC
what you dont stick shit in troll socks for troll christmas

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seahorsecaesar December 26 2010, 15:22:29 UTC
of course this has to be one a those fuckin stupid human things

and its safe to say we do shit differently for our wwinter holidays and by that i mean no wwe dont stick shit in our socks

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sorry for the delayed response! keepshappening December 29 2010, 20:21:36 UTC
goddamn you are missing out on so much sock action
you know how you trolls do weird shit with pails or whatever humans are totally the same
but with socks
in a yearly sock ritual

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Re: sorry for the delayed response! seahorsecaesar December 30 2010, 04:59:27 UTC
you

wwith socks

humans are fuckin gross do you at least clean them betwween rituals

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keepshappening December 30 2010, 13:40:23 UTC
that all depends on personal preference

do you clean pails

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seahorsecaesar December 30 2010, 16:26:42 UTC
wwe dont deal wwith our own fuckin pails and even if wwe did its not like i wwould do something so menial

and gross

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keepshappening December 31 2010, 06:55:24 UTC
i was about to express incredulity in the form of a question
but then i realized that you might actually answer it
so lets not go down that road
and instead backpedal a bit
ignoring the suspiciously specific denials

why a cuttle or cuddle or whatever fish

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seahorsecaesar January 4 2011, 17:54:40 UTC
thats none of your business its not because it has anything to do wwith someone i miss a wwhole lot

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keepshappening January 5 2011, 01:13:28 UTC
so in other words it belonged to your troll boyfriend-kun ok cool

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seahorsecaesar January 5 2011, 19:23:57 UTC
shes not a boy

i mean

fuck

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keepshappening January 6 2011, 04:06:01 UTC
god damn i am not even trying here and youre pretty much spilling your guts on me
id say you are the worst troll but that dazzling crown belongs to someone else sorry

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seahorsecaesar January 7 2011, 22:43:46 UTC
you shut your fuckin mouth wwhat the hell do you knoww anywway stupid human piece of shit

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