you'll think of something, bro? AND WHAT ALL EXACTLY IS THERE TO BE THINKING ABOUT? you're hurting my feelings with this, motherfucker. ALL UP AND TRAMPLING ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN EMOTIONS.
I AM NOT TAKING THIS CRAP, GAMZEE. I MEAN IT. IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLAP YOU ON THE FUCKING FACE WITH THE TOME 'HOW NOT TO BE A MURDEROUS PRESWEEP CLOWN ASSHOLE' THEN HOLY FUCKING SHITCLOCKS I WILL BE THAT ONE.
HE CAN USE PRETTY MUCH ANY WEAPON HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON, AND HIS STRIFE SPECIBUS LETS HIM DO JUST THAT. HE'S IMPOSSIBLY FUCKING STRONG AND FAST. HE'S ALSO PROBABLY GOT SOME CREEPY PSYCHIC SHIT GOING ON BECAUSE HE'S PRETTY HIGH ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY DOES.
Will you be okay dealing with that on your own, Karkat?
[ Yes, she's actually sounding a little oddly serious for once, okay. And of course there's an underlying tone in that too-- I can help if you need it. She's a soldier of love and justice too, after all, and Karkat is.. at the very least a friend, right? It's only natural. ]
I think I need to do this. He's my best fucking friend. I'm his leader. and once a-fucking-gain, I need to pick up the fucking pieces that were dropped.
[Unsaid, but hanging in the air, is the Thank you.]
[ And she does hear it, somewhat. Maybe that's why she smiles slightly as she speaks on to the communicator. She knows what it's like to be the leader too, even if she hasn't been it in this life just yet. ]
I'll be counting on you. [ you know, for the village's sake and all. ] Be careful though, okay? As they say, 'it's all fun and games until someone loses a shoe!' [ That's not what 'they say', as usual with Minako's malapropism. ]
[audio] ---> [text]shadowscriptureAugust 24 2011, 18:10:45 UTC
[Unbeknownst to her, the audio feed rolls from her end as she puzzles out his message. While the peculiar typing quirk and vulgarity don't bother her in the least, she is having difficulty understanding terms such as "two wheeled pedalling device." Eventually, when the communicator crackles, she realizes that it has been on, and curtly cuts it. After a minute, she sends the following text.]
Thank you for the warning, sir. Though I hope it does not come to a fight, I can offer my abilities as a priest in the chance either of you needs healing.
You are his leader? Forgive me, as I am still new, but does this mean you are not the leader of this village then? Just of Gamzee Makara?
LEADER OF THIS VILLAGE? YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING. I CAN COUNT THE NUMBER OF THESE SHITSLAPPERS WHO TAKE MY ADVICE SERIOUSLY ON ONE FUCKING HAND. THE OTHERS JUST PISS AROUND, NEARLY DIE, THEN SAY EXACTLY WHAT I'D BEEN SAYING FOR WEEKS LIKE THEY'RE THE FIRST ONES TO THINK OF IT. NO, I'M GAMZEE'S LEADER. OF COURSE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S NOT LISTENING TO ME EITHER RIGHT NOW. BUT WE'LL FIX THAT SHIT.
[People don't listen to his advice, piss around, nearly die, reiterate what he's already said...? Wow, Karkat sounds like every raid leader Lihua has ever known...]
Understood. Though perhaps not the time for it, I would be open to any advice, sir. For now, I wish you and Gamzee Makara...
[Lihua doesn't believe in luck.]
I wish you both safety and closure.
[Lihua, you need to take lessons in How Not To Be Weird 101]
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AND WHAT ALL EXACTLY IS THERE TO BE THINKING ABOUT?
you're hurting my feelings with this, motherfucker.
ALL UP AND TRAMPLING ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN EMOTIONS.
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FUCK
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DAMMIT GAMZEE, STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING PSYCHO AND I WON'T NEED TO POST SHIT LIKE THIS!
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I AIN'T BEING NOTHING.
just your friendly local lawnring bringer of mirth. :o)
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I MEAN IT.
IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLAP YOU ON THE FUCKING FACE WITH THE TOME 'HOW NOT TO BE A MURDEROUS PRESWEEP CLOWN ASSHOLE' THEN HOLY FUCKING SHITCLOCKS I WILL BE THAT ONE.
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Thank you for informing us.
What powers does he have?
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HE'S IMPOSSIBLY FUCKING STRONG AND FAST.
HE'S ALSO PROBABLY GOT SOME CREEPY PSYCHIC SHIT GOING ON BECAUSE HE'S PRETTY HIGH ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY DOES.
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Perhaps action should be taken now.
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[ Yes, she's actually sounding a little oddly serious for once, okay. And of course there's an underlying tone in that too-- I can help if you need it. She's a soldier of love and justice too, after all, and Karkat is.. at the very least a friend, right? It's only natural. ]
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I think I need to do this. He's my best fucking friend. I'm his leader. and once a-fucking-gain, I need to pick up the fucking pieces that were dropped.
[Unsaid, but hanging in the air, is the Thank you.]
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I'll be counting on you. [ you know, for the village's sake and all. ] Be careful though, okay? As they say, 'it's all fun and games until someone loses a shoe!' [ That's not what 'they say', as usual with Minako's malapropism. ]
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[But there's that exasperated sort of fondness in his tone when he says it.]
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Thank you for the warning, sir. Though I hope it does not come to a fight, I can offer my abilities as a priest in the chance either of you needs healing.
You are his leader? Forgive me, as I am still new, but does this mean you are not the leader of this village then? Just of Gamzee Makara?
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THE OTHERS JUST PISS AROUND, NEARLY DIE, THEN SAY EXACTLY WHAT I'D BEEN SAYING FOR WEEKS LIKE THEY'RE THE FIRST ONES TO THINK OF IT.
NO, I'M GAMZEE'S LEADER.
OF COURSE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S NOT LISTENING TO ME EITHER RIGHT NOW.
BUT WE'LL FIX THAT SHIT.
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Understood. Though perhaps not the time for it, I would be open to any advice, sir. For now, I wish you and Gamzee Makara...
[Lihua doesn't believe in luck.]
I wish you both safety and closure.
[Lihua, you need to take lessons in How Not To Be Weird 101]
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DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE BACK SLAMMING ADVICE INTO ALL YOUR FUCKING FACES IN A BIT.
HE'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME.
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