[audio] ---> [text]shadowscriptureAugust 24 2011, 18:10:45 UTC
[Unbeknownst to her, the audio feed rolls from her end as she puzzles out his message. While the peculiar typing quirk and vulgarity don't bother her in the least, she is having difficulty understanding terms such as "two wheeled pedalling device." Eventually, when the communicator crackles, she realizes that it has been on, and curtly cuts it. After a minute, she sends the following text.]
Thank you for the warning, sir. Though I hope it does not come to a fight, I can offer my abilities as a priest in the chance either of you needs healing.
You are his leader? Forgive me, as I am still new, but does this mean you are not the leader of this village then? Just of Gamzee Makara?
LEADER OF THIS VILLAGE? YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING. I CAN COUNT THE NUMBER OF THESE SHITSLAPPERS WHO TAKE MY ADVICE SERIOUSLY ON ONE FUCKING HAND. THE OTHERS JUST PISS AROUND, NEARLY DIE, THEN SAY EXACTLY WHAT I'D BEEN SAYING FOR WEEKS LIKE THEY'RE THE FIRST ONES TO THINK OF IT. NO, I'M GAMZEE'S LEADER. OF COURSE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S NOT LISTENING TO ME EITHER RIGHT NOW. BUT WE'LL FIX THAT SHIT.
[People don't listen to his advice, piss around, nearly die, reiterate what he's already said...? Wow, Karkat sounds like every raid leader Lihua has ever known...]
Understood. Though perhaps not the time for it, I would be open to any advice, sir. For now, I wish you and Gamzee Makara...
[Lihua doesn't believe in luck.]
I wish you both safety and closure.
[Lihua, you need to take lessons in How Not To Be Weird 101]
Thank you for the warning, sir. Though I hope it does not come to a fight, I can offer my abilities as a priest in the chance either of you needs healing.
You are his leader? Forgive me, as I am still new, but does this mean you are not the leader of this village then? Just of Gamzee Makara?
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THE OTHERS JUST PISS AROUND, NEARLY DIE, THEN SAY EXACTLY WHAT I'D BEEN SAYING FOR WEEKS LIKE THEY'RE THE FIRST ONES TO THINK OF IT.
NO, I'M GAMZEE'S LEADER.
OF COURSE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S NOT LISTENING TO ME EITHER RIGHT NOW.
BUT WE'LL FIX THAT SHIT.
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Understood. Though perhaps not the time for it, I would be open to any advice, sir. For now, I wish you and Gamzee Makara...
[Lihua doesn't believe in luck.]
I wish you both safety and closure.
[Lihua, you need to take lessons in How Not To Be Weird 101]
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DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE BACK SLAMMING ADVICE INTO ALL YOUR FUCKING FACES IN A BIT.
HE'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME.
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Nevertheless, please take care.
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BELIEVE ME.
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