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WELL NOW THAT MY FUCKING INSIDES FEEL LIKE THEY'VE THAWED, I NEED TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING TO YOU GUYS.
ALL OF YOU.
IT MIGHT NOT BE 'HOLY SHIT THERE'S A SKELETAL DRAGON EATING OUR FUCKING VILLAGE' LEVEL OF BIG, BUT IT'S HUGE.
SEE.
FUCK.
WHERE DO I START?
THERE'S THIS GUY I KNOW... THIS GUY FROM BACK HOME.
AND HE'S HERE NOW.
THE WAY I KNOW HIM, HE'S ONE DOPEY MOTHERFUCKER, STONED OUT OF HIS THINKPAN ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, GOES ON ABOUT MIRACLES AND SHIT.
BUT HE'S NOT LIKE THAT HERE.
AND HE'S...
HE'S A FEW WHELPS SHORT OF A BROOD, AS THE HUGE COW-WOMAN PUT IT AT THAT MEETING, OKAY?
JUST.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM GAMZEE MAKARA. YOU'LL KNOW HIM BY ALL THE HONKING HE DOES.
I MEAN THAT - HE LITERALLY GOES 'HONK'. THINK TWO WHEELED PEDALLING DEVICE HONKS.
ANYWAY, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM. HE'S DANGEROUS. HE SLAMMED INTO THE BIGGEST BOSS WE FOUGHT IN THE GAME WITH THE STRONGEST SINGLE ATTACK WE'VE SEEN.
WELL IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SECOND STRONGEST, BUT WHO CARES, YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH HIM.
NONE OF YOU GET CLOSE TO HIM - AND THAT MEANS ALL OF YOU WHO PLAYED THE GAME TOO, ALL RIGHT?
STAY AWAY.
ESPECIALLY YOU, STRIDER. IF I SEE YOU BANGING ON HIS FUCKING SPADE BEFORE I'VE DEALT WITH HIM I WILL PERSONALLY REMOVE YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR PUMP THROUGH YOUR ANAL ORIFICE AND THEN STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
LEAVE HIM TO ME. I'M HIS LEADER. I'LL
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
ALL OF YOU.
IT MIGHT NOT BE 'HOLY SHIT THERE'S A SKELETAL DRAGON EATING OUR FUCKING VILLAGE' LEVEL OF BIG, BUT IT'S HUGE.
SEE.
FUCK.
WHERE DO I START?
THERE'S THIS GUY I KNOW... THIS GUY FROM BACK HOME.
AND HE'S HERE NOW.
THE WAY I KNOW HIM, HE'S ONE DOPEY MOTHERFUCKER, STONED OUT OF HIS THINKPAN ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, GOES ON ABOUT MIRACLES AND SHIT.
BUT HE'S NOT LIKE THAT HERE.
AND HE'S...
HE'S A FEW WHELPS SHORT OF A BROOD, AS THE HUGE COW-WOMAN PUT IT AT THAT MEETING, OKAY?
JUST.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM GAMZEE MAKARA. YOU'LL KNOW HIM BY ALL THE HONKING HE DOES.
I MEAN THAT - HE LITERALLY GOES 'HONK'. THINK TWO WHEELED PEDALLING DEVICE HONKS.
ANYWAY, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM. HE'S DANGEROUS. HE SLAMMED INTO THE BIGGEST BOSS WE FOUGHT IN THE GAME WITH THE STRONGEST SINGLE ATTACK WE'VE SEEN.
WELL IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SECOND STRONGEST, BUT WHO CARES, YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH HIM.
NONE OF YOU GET CLOSE TO HIM - AND THAT MEANS ALL OF YOU WHO PLAYED THE GAME TOO, ALL RIGHT?
STAY AWAY.
ESPECIALLY YOU, STRIDER. IF I SEE YOU BANGING ON HIS FUCKING SPADE BEFORE I'VE DEALT WITH HIM I WILL PERSONALLY REMOVE YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR PUMP THROUGH YOUR ANAL ORIFICE AND THEN STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
LEAVE HIM TO ME. I'M HIS LEADER. I'LL
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.