The cycle of life is simple, and I will explain it here, because I am the wisest of the gurus and the nicest of the gentleboys. It goes like this ( Read more... )

some weeks you just have to fake it. Its the weeks where you sing alot because its habit, and not because you love it, and because of that, you don't sing very well. its the weeks where you find yourself without anything insightful or clever to say, and strangers seem a little more intemidating. Its the weeks where you feel utterly uninspiring, and ( Read more... )

i bet none of you knew that the officaily Japonese veggitable was the radish. and if any of you were considering giving into the powerful allure of veggies, here are some ways we(bryson maddy and i) came up with to break the news to others ( Read more... )

so every now and then, there's a day where you feel pretty much...alive. Incense, plus Icelandic music, plus friends, plus zombie hunting equals long addition. and goodness. I need no drug to be high on life ( Read more... )

my llamas are sick. the i go out tomarrow morning to meet the vet and get them looked at. *sigh ( Read more... )

well whoever runs LJ is a loser who makes people pay to post pictures in journal entries. so if you wanna see the smoooth illustrations that go with this, here's my XANGA ( Read more... )

I GOT MY PERMITT TODAY!

THAT IS ALL!

so i fell asleep in study hall, woke up, and couldnt feel my leg. I tried to walk on it anyway, but ultimately ended up on my face. Thanks to Nathan for carrying me to my locker/making a human shield around me so that those mean regents people couldnt push me over. seeeriously. its like "ooo bens got a weakness! lets exploit it and knock 'im over ( Read more... )

EISLEY

that is all

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind=best movie ever made, but ONLY if its in wide screen edition. otherwise, dont waste yer precious hour and a half. o yeah, and don't watch this movie if you don't like being absotively moved by it. cusss, if thats what you dont want...umm...you can assume ( Read more... )