Radish

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i bet none of you knew that the officaily Japonese veggitable was the radish. and if any of you were considering giving into the powerful allure of veggies, here are some ways we(bryson maddy and i) came up with to break the news to others.

YOur skeptical friends: "why are you becoming a vegitarian?"
you: "haaaahahahahahahahaha...wait, are you serious?"

you: "I find it incredibly depressing that everytime i eat meat, im celebrating the death of another creature"
YSF: "and how!"

YSF: "Why are YOU becoming a veggitarian?"
You: "Meat is the most, my friend. Meat...is the most."

YSF: "Why are you BECOMING a veggitarian?"
You: "Well...isnt it kind of obvious?"

YSF: "Why ARE you becoming a veggitarian?"
You: "Cus...eating meat is like...cannibalism. with animals instead of people."

YSF: "Why are you becoming A veggitarian?"
YOu: "I don't eat meat...ever since the accident..."

YSF: "WHY are you becoming a veggitarian?"
You: "5 of my parents died do to salmanella."

YSF: "Why are you becoming a VEGITARIAN?"
You: "no, its just tuesday. common misconception."

YSF: "WHY ARE YOU BECOMING A VEGGITARIAN!!"
You: "for the ladies."

You: "mom, dad...last night...i ran away and married a vegan."

You: "sausage...just listen to that word. sausage. yuck. ick. *shudder*"

I like them anyway. my name is stephane. that is all.