While the Philistine's away, the You will play, yes?
What I mean is: Quick! Before Matt gets back! Let's have some really Kwanzaa-raunchy LiveJournal sex! What am I wearing!
PS: You're doing Tim Allen a HUGE disservice by leaving the "e" off of "Clause." You're the WORST Tim Allen fan EVER!
PPS: If you're Catholic, doesn't that mean that THE VIRGIN MARY coaxed those gifts out of others? She trumps Jesus, no sweat, in the hierarchy of Catholicism, yeah? Aren't you people all about saying you DON'T intercourse each other, but ACTUALLY you do it with too MUCH frequency? That's what Monty Python would have ME believe. And, as a recovering Baptist, I believe EVERYTHING Monty Python says to me. Fleenge!
I'll only livejournal cyber with you if you look like one of your icons whilst we do it.
Also, Tim Allen killed the real Santa, which we all know makes SANTA the worst Tim Allen fan ever. Not I, said the pig.
AND Mary isn't MORE powerful than Jesus. Sheesh. Just more powerful that heathens like your Baptist self could ever hope to realize. More powerful than G.W., hisself.
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What I mean is: Quick! Before Matt gets back! Let's have some really Kwanzaa-raunchy LiveJournal sex! What am I wearing!
PS: You're doing Tim Allen a HUGE disservice by leaving the "e" off of "Clause." You're the WORST Tim Allen fan EVER!
PPS: If you're Catholic, doesn't that mean that THE VIRGIN MARY coaxed those gifts out of others? She trumps Jesus, no sweat, in the hierarchy of Catholicism, yeah? Aren't you people all about saying you DON'T intercourse each other, but ACTUALLY you do it with too MUCH frequency? That's what Monty Python would have ME believe. And, as a recovering Baptist, I believe EVERYTHING Monty Python says to me. Fleenge!
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Also, Tim Allen killed the real Santa, which we all know makes SANTA the worst Tim Allen fan ever. Not I, said the pig.
AND Mary isn't MORE powerful than Jesus. Sheesh. Just more powerful that heathens like your Baptist self could ever hope to realize. More powerful than G.W., hisself.
Sometimes you make me snort.
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