Machete don't text.

[scottish_like]

I liked The Expendables in a kissing-in-the-coatroom kind of way: the build-up was nice, the kiss was pleasant enough, but it was over too quick and in the end? There wasn't much tongue. It was the kind of movie you dream up when you're a kid. If I were making a movie, bro? I'd put Stallone and Jet Li and every action movie bad-ass in it, give

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[nerak_g]

WOW.

I didn't realize Out Shafting Shaft was POSSIBLE

[upendedurn]

Dope writing, Mr Woods. You made my afternoon.

ha!

[roseoutofchaos]

Alba? About as attractive Neckdown As a TetherBall Pole?!?! Hmmm...let's see here...only the second movie that I can recall seeing Alba in where She Sports A too-tiny white ribbed sleeveless scoop-necked sheer-ish cotton clingy boy wife-beater tee-shirt thingie that *someone* or maybe, idunno? jest, um? lotSA guys and some gals, in general? have some type of a *fetish* for??? like in this one other movie, too? where Alba is a hottie 'ho in some 1950's? Maybe? town? and old Ned Beatty sends this young Copper Cowboy Pretender 'round? to check up on her...see what kind of "trash" his dumb rich white boy son been doin', and got so hung up on? And to run that BiTcH right out of town? Problem bein'....(oops! That daMn! Tee-shirt! Again!) And Alba fights back...and Gets Spanked Real Bad....Etcetera. sickSickSickTwistyTwistedTwisty. Hmmm. Yep.