✘ second beheading [video]

[mountfujibrow]

[ the feed flickers on to a shot of a... sort of dirty looking red-headed teenager, knees pulled to his chest, and mouth set into a grim line. ]

This is Kujo reporting in from treefort... I repeat treefort. It's getting cold out here, I don't know how long I'll manage to survive this may be [ dramatic sideglance-- ] the last time you see me alive

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video, for this face

[branthebroken]

...

What are you doing?

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[mountfujibrow]

...

I AM DYING A SUPER COOL MANLY DEATH.

...

Isn't it obvious?

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[branthebroken]

[nope]

The snow's only been falling for a day. How long have you been out there?

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[mountfujibrow]

[ . . . who is this kid, anyway? ]

Like... forever. I live out here.

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[alldevouring]

[Are you serious, please not be serious, THIS IS CONCERN]

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[mountfujibrow]

[ are you... going to say something?

stares.

teeth chattering. ]

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[alldevouring]

[If that's the case.]

Why are you outside?

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[mountfujibrow]

[ frowns, rubbing his hands together, friction is heat right! ]

'Cause I can't leave my tree-house! Captains go down with their ships, right?

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[unorthodoxies]

The red ones? Seriously?

[ Tch. ]

I'll be sure to wear 'em to your funeral, kid. Some choice of last words, sheesh.

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[mountfujibrow]

...You should bring flowers, too. Y'know, for my grave.

The blue ones look nice, but I like the red ones better.

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[unorthodoxies]

Y'ain't got a hint of taste to your name, do you, brat? The red stilettos are definitely hotter than the blue ball-breakers, but the gold ones are the best.

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[unorthodoxies]

[ Wait. ]

The hell do you think you're doin', spendin' so much time lookin' at my legs?!?!

[ Shriek. Scream. Oh my god, ew. ]

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[mosorgans]

[He reminds her so much of Lampo...]\

A-ah... Are you okay? Do you need, um... a blanket...? Or a place to stay?

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[mountfujibrow]

[ o-oh he knows you! he never forgets people who feed him :| ]

I'll be fine... I'm at least uh-- 78% sure that I'll be okay.

[ sage nod. ]

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[mosorgans]

[Well that's good, she'd have been a little sad if he didn't remember her. She still has the flowers he gave her too, in a little vase]

...What about the other 22%?

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[mountfujibrow]

I'll turn into an ice block, and reawaken 2000 years in the future.

[ said with such a straight face. ]

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[lestrangestone]

[HUFF.]

Tell him yourself.

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[mountfujibrow]

[ HUFFPUFF. ]

I did, but then he got all mad at me! And said I deserve to freeze to death.

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[lestrangestone]

[SIGH. GOSH KID YOU ARE JUST SO NEEDY. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT EVEN ASKING. SHE JUST FEELS THE WEIGHT OF EX PEC TAAAAAAA TION.]

You will not freeze to death.

[Snap!crack! Oh hey, it's a little ball of glowy fire, derping near your foot. It looks ...grumpy. But it's warm. Ish.]

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[mountfujibrow]

[ ...hey wait what is that? ]