✘ second beheading [video]

[mountfujibrow]

[ the feed flickers on to a shot of a... sort of dirty looking red-headed teenager, knees pulled to his chest, and mouth set into a grim line. ]

This is Kujo reporting in from treefort... I repeat treefort. It's getting cold out here, I don't know how long I'll manage to survive this may be [ dramatic sideglance-- ] the last time you see me alive

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[unorthodoxies]

The red ones? Seriously?

[ Tch. ]

I'll be sure to wear 'em to your funeral, kid. Some choice of last words, sheesh.

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[mountfujibrow]

...You should bring flowers, too. Y'know, for my grave.

The blue ones look nice, but I like the red ones better.

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[unorthodoxies]

Y'ain't got a hint of taste to your name, do you, brat? The red stilettos are definitely hotter than the blue ball-breakers, but the gold ones are the best.

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[unorthodoxies]

[ Wait. ]

The hell do you think you're doin', spendin' so much time lookin' at my legs?!?!

[ Shriek. Scream. Oh my god, ew. ]

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[mountfujibrow]

I SO DO HAVE TASTE... I HAVE TONS OF TASTE.

The gold ones make you look cheap.

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[mountfujibrow]

[ brb trying to look innocent ]

I don't spend alot of time looking at your legs, really! But it's kind of hard not to.

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[unorthodoxies]

Taste? Taste?! Your idea of high fashion is pairin' heart-print boxers with combat boots and totally hideous, over-sized sweatshirts!

The gold lace-ups have got class. Don't y'dare talk to me about taste, punk. You deserve to freeze to death, you and sorry ass wanderin' pervert eyes.

[ Yeah!!! 8( ]

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[mountfujibrow]

[ ohgod, his eyes start to water, YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!11 ]

I'M SORRY, DON'T BE MAD AT ME.

[ . . . ]

You're the only friend I have here.

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[unorthodoxies]

Damn straight I am.

[ How... pathetic, managing to get to him like that. What are you, Kujo. ]

Take back everythin' your foul little mouth said, an' maybe then, I'll find it in my heart to forgive you.

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[mountfujibrow]

...

What if I take half of it back?

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[unorthodoxies]

Then I'll take half of your balls an' put 'em in a bag.

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[mountfujibrow]

[ well... ]

Would I get to keep the bag?

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[unorthodoxies]

Nah.

That bag'll fit just nicely right beneath the stiletto heel of my boot.

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[mountfujibrow]

[ g u l p s ]

Ah-- just forget everything I said, alright? I TAKE IT ALL BACK.

It must have been dementia from the cold.