✘ second beheading [video]

[mountfujibrow]

[ the feed flickers on to a shot of a... sort of dirty looking red-headed teenager, knees pulled to his chest, and mouth set into a grim line. ]

This is Kujo reporting in from treefort... I repeat treefort. It's getting cold out here, I don't know how long I'll manage to survive this may be [ dramatic sideglance-- ] the last time you see me alive

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[branthebroken]

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What are you doing?

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[mountfujibrow]

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I AM DYING A SUPER COOL MANLY DEATH.

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Isn't it obvious?

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[branthebroken]

[nope]

The snow's only been falling for a day. How long have you been out there?

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[mountfujibrow]

[ . . . who is this kid, anyway? ]

Like... forever. I live out here.

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[branthebroken]

[Bran is wondering the same thing.]

Why? Are you some sort of fugitive? If you are, you shouldn't be telling everyone about it.

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[mountfujibrow]

Fugitive? [ headscratch ] M'not a fugitive.

Unless... you think fugitives are cool.

[ ... ]

Because then I might be one. Maybe.

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[branthebroken]

...What do you mean, maybe? You either are one or you aren't.

And anyway I don't know what that has to do with being cold, and we have food stored up, so there's no reason to keep eating ants.

[no he does not know what cool means in this contest.]

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[mountfujibrow]

What I mean, is that I could be one.

[ . . . ] I didn't say anything about being cold! I said cool!

[ pause. ]

Who's 'we'?

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[branthebroken]

Why would you want to be one? It's horrible. You can't talk to anybody or do anything.

[what no he's not speaking from experience or anything...]

...Isn't that just the same thing?

We-- my family. The Starks. That is, we had help of course, but it was Father's idea to prepare for winter like we do at home. That way everyone will have something to eat, even with the glass gardens ruined.

[...well they're greenhouses, but WHAT ARE MODERN TERMS FOR THINGS.]

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[mountfujibrow]

. . . It could be fun, to be an outlaw and everything! You know being against the law-- a lone ranger!

[ a disbelieving pause, omg. ] You... don't.. they're not the same thing at all! Cold means freezing and cool... it means awesome, admirable, things like that!

[ glass gardens?

... ]

You're a real weirdo.

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[branthebroken]

You wouldn't think it such fun if someone wanted your head on a spike, and had the resources to get it if you ever showed your face in public.

[At least his pouting is cut off by his confusion of modern terms, and also at being called a weirdo.]

I am not! You're the one... making up stupid words, and eating ants.