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[supercilious]

[ Arthur has, in fact, regained his voice. But he's choosing to type today as he has some important pictures he's taken that he wants to share with you all. ]

Face facts, Anatole.

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[yetsleeping]

You can't eat them.

I absolutely refuse to allow it on any... level! At any time!

I--

Do you know how many rabbits I adopted to save them from you?! There's... a least four or... nine...ty. There's a lot of them! Rabbits all over the place!

[supercilious]

[ with bowties and on a rainbow? ]

And they're in Headquarters? That makes it a lot easier.

... 1/4

[yetsleeping]

They're in my room, which you aren't allowed to trespass in because... I said so, and because Nill is there, and you can't kill a rabbit in front of a little girl.

2/4

[yetsleeping]

...the foxes are in the back yard.

[video]

[wotchesyou]

You can't eat the wee bunnies and ducklings Arthur!

[video]

[supercilious]

They're not that wee, there's at least three square meals in that rabbit.

[video]

[wotchesyou]

Oh, I see wee has a different standard in your time.

[ You're going the right way for a smacked bottom Arthur and Tonks will do it too! ]

[video]

[supercilious]

I only eat fully-grown adorable animals.

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[divinelyhushed]

[There was so much fumbling over here it's almost painful.]

[C - come on. They're all so cute; and the duck's a baby.]

... oh no !!!!

Video

[supercilious]

[ ... Oops. ]

Er. Buck up, Nill.

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[divinelyhushed]

you cannot eat them ! they are only baby ducks .

[See, they're quite lovable, you see. And fluffy. And lovable, fluffy things have a way of worming into a girls heart.]

Video

[supercilious]

Nonsense, I'd never eat a baby animal.

That wouldn't have any good meat on it at all.

[ voice ]

[sakurabito]

Agreed.

[ Not really. More of a vegetables and fish kind of guy, but the point is... ]

Are you perhaps searching for a duck?

video; threadjack, omg.

[thenobledie]

I forbid it.

[ she is ok with duck eating when it isn't a duck that thought she was mommy and is a brother or sister of her own pet duck. just, like, ftr. ]

video; pff, the best

[sakurabito]

You have no say.

[ At least once he cuts off its head, it'll be made useful. Is that not generous of him? ]

video;

[thenobledie]

The duck once belonged to me.

[ YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT IT, THEN, SHIRLEY. what a change of heart. ]

[charmprince]

Arthur. That's not right!

Especially the deer. It's not the most delicious. Haven't you ever had baby rabbit stewed in wine?

[supercilious]

Actually, yes. But I'm afraid rare venison steak with horseradishes trumps it entirely.

[charmprince]

Psh. Too gamy.

I don't like venison much. It's so much hassle to kill and skin a deer, and then butchering...? No, thanks. Bunnies are much easier. Just hold them just right, a sharp tug and twist, and suddenly, dinner.

[supercilious]

Thank Christ there's still someone around here with some balls.

[ AHEM ] In the most figurative since, obviously.