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[sucksatkidou]

[When the Forge turns on it shows not a person, but a coffee table full of pastries. No, covered. All the sweets, all of them. And then, lo! a voice!]

I have hit the fuckin' payload. Might be broke now, too, but... An' this is gonna be awesome.

...Oh right, hope the rabbit doesn't try t'eat any of it.

[The speaker then flips the Forge

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[sakurabito]

A rabbit, Renji?

[ Yes. He picked up on that because just looking at the taiyaki makes him ill. How can anyone eat that much?

Now just to see how well Renji covers his tracks. ]

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

[...Oh, fuck.]

Yeah. You know, the animal. Twitchy nose, whiskers, big ears.

[ voice ]

[sakurabito]

I know what it is.

[ More paperwork, just for that, Renji. ]

I was not aware you had a liking for them.

[ But Rukia does. ]

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

[Taichou, where's your sense of humor?]

I don't. This one just found me.

[He can sense the seriousness of this conversation. Must be careful.]

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[sucksatkidou]

[And Renji already has a half-eaten pastry in his mouth when he answers.

Mind you, Rukia would be a master of tongues if she could actually understand him, but.]

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[sucksatkidou]

[...Okay, good point.]

Said, 'Ain't it obvious?'

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

Do you really intend to eat all of that...?

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

...Yeah?

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

It might be best to save a few until next week.

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

But...next week is so far away. Ain't there a sayin', 'seize the day' or some shit?

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[maelstroms]

Remember to pace yourself, Abarai-fukutaichou.

[ Oh, the woes of eating far too many sweets far too quickly. Stomach aches are a constant threat! ]

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[sucksatkidou]

[Says the tipsiest taichou.]

...But it's all so tempting and...and right there.

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[maelstroms]

[ Hey, now. ]

But what will you do, once you've consumed them all? Can you really afford to spend any more ivories on confections?

[ 'Broke', wasn't it?

He just doesn't want you to be left high and dry, Renji. He's looking out for you, man. :( ]

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[sucksatkidou]

...Dunno yet.

[This is a very depressing thought, why you bring this up?]

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[fivepetals]

So many. . . [ a curious look ] Where did you get all of those Renji-kun?

[ because Hitsugaya needs more sweets :| ]

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[sucksatkidou]

...Around. Where you get pastries.

[Don't betray him, Hinamori.]

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[fivepetals]

...

Oh.

[ She sees. Yes, indeed she does. ]

Are you really broke?

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[sucksatkidou]

...I dunno.

[Yes, clearly he didn't think this through very well.]