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[sucksatkidou]

[When the Forge turns on it shows not a person, but a coffee table full of pastries. No, covered. All the sweets, all of them. And then, lo! a voice!]

I have hit the fuckin' payload. Might be broke now, too, but... An' this is gonna be awesome.

...Oh right, hope the rabbit doesn't try t'eat any of it.

[The speaker then flips the Forge

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[maelstroms]

Remember to pace yourself, Abarai-fukutaichou.

[ Oh, the woes of eating far too many sweets far too quickly. Stomach aches are a constant threat! ]

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[sucksatkidou]

[Says the tipsiest taichou.]

...But it's all so tempting and...and right there.

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[maelstroms]

[ Hey, now. ]

But what will you do, once you've consumed them all? Can you really afford to spend any more ivories on confections?

[ 'Broke', wasn't it?

He just doesn't want you to be left high and dry, Renji. He's looking out for you, man. :( ]

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[sucksatkidou]

...Dunno yet.

[This is a very depressing thought, why you bring this up?]

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[maelstroms]

My, my.

You could take charitable donations, perhaps.

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[sucksatkidou]

If people give me more sweets outta the goodness of their hearts, then we might have t'be friends.