003 - Video

[sucksatkidou]

[When the Forge turns on it shows not a person, but a coffee table full of pastries. No, covered. All the sweets, all of them. And then, lo! a voice!]

I have hit the fuckin' payload. Might be broke now, too, but... An' this is gonna be awesome.

...Oh right, hope the rabbit doesn't try t'eat any of it.

[The speaker then flips the Forge

Comments

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

Do you really intend to eat all of that...?

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

...Yeah?

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

It might be best to save a few until next week.

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

But...next week is so far away. Ain't there a sayin', 'seize the day' or some shit?

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

I don't think that's quite what they meant by it.

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

Well, then they're missin' out, 'cause this stuff is delicious.

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

Delicious as it may be, it isn't worth the consequences later.

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

...I dunno. Might be.

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

I assure you, stomach aches are nothing to scoff at.

[ He might be scolding you. ]

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

Depends on how bad they are.

[You're not his dad, get out, dude.]

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

Are you going to test it?

[ Doctors don't like hearing brats whining about their tummy aches. ]

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

I'm gonna do what makes me happy.

[ voice ]

[swordofmiltia]

[ Sigh. ]

Yes, I suppose you will. At least remember what I said.

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

All righty.