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chairyontop in scorched

[Video] /Backdated to yesterday

Feb 14, 2011 14:44

[The Forge clicks on, angled perfectly to the center of the room. A bedroom, actually. Note the bed? Yeah, I thought you did. Can’t miss it, really, not with the candles burning near it. Oh, and are blankets straightened? Maybe even -gasp-washed ( Read more... )

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[voice] sucker_punches February 14 2011, 19:51:09 UTC

[...

Just. The most unimpressed voice ever, John.]

You're not having a seizure. What the hell are you doing?

[voice] profanities February 15 2011, 01:06:59 UTC

I think he's wooing you.

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 01:33:49 UTC

... by faking a fit.

[Yeah she does not understand.]

[voice] profanities February 15 2011, 01:42:21 UTC

Who says he's fakin'? For all you know he has some rare disease that combines tourettes and epilepsy that doesn't exist in your world.

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[video] sonvisage February 14 2011, 20:20:31 UTC

[She's surrounded by candles, too - but she's not in a bedroom. A giant selection of chocolates sprawls behind her on a table. She approaches the forge with curiosity, humming softly along with the music playing on the phonograph.]

That's an interesting ...seizure you're having.

[Wait. Pink hair and less--- Pardon her while she laughs, John. She's only laughing at you a little.]

The candles are a nice touch. Perhaps if you stopped speaking and just took off your clothes, she might be more impressed?

[What? At least he looks like he might. Fun for everyone, then.]

[video] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:02:25 UTC

[This place is awesome. It's like someone took all the video girls from the eighties and nineties, smoothed down their hair and thrust them here. Though, her music was...well, boring. She needed "Cherry Pie" or something. Who didn't get hard to that?]

[He stopped his seizure, instead rolling onto his side with one hand propping up his head. A small smirk caught his lips and he offered bedroom eyes to the camera. You know, if "bedroom eyes" involved much leering and smooching of lips.]

Well, I figured we'd play Doctor, and she'd strip me down. Want to come and assist? I bet she'll need a nurse to help with such a sick patient.

[video] sonvisage February 15 2011, 13:16:42 UTC

You think?

Can't say I've ever played that game before. [Grin.] Care to show me how it's played?

[Because perhaps Scar will be interested.]

[video] chairyontop February 15 2011, 16:40:41 UTC

If you've got the place, lady, I've got the time.

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falleneighth February 15 2011, 05:41:28 UTC

That... looks painful.

[...]

And what's Mr. Awesome?

chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:21:26 UTC

Very, because SEIZURES SUCK AND I WISH THIS COULD BE FIXED BY A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL IN A TIMELY AND NUDE MANNER.

[You know, in case Pink up there didn't get it.]

A very friendly and large individual. If you ask nicely and step back fifty feet, I can let you meet him.