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[Accurséd Eden] [April Fool's Event '09]

Mar 31, 2009 21:31

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm starting to get a little bored of this whole Memento Eden business. It was fun at first, just doing the newspaper and the blackmail, but, well...

...did you know there's almost twice as many men as women here? Twice as many! It's a terrible situation, I tell you. What's a girl to do...

If it weren't for ( Read more... )

subaru, heather, tear, hanataro, erk

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alluring_rogue April 1 2009, 04:39:35 UTC

BOOYEAH!

The love-machine is back in operation! Check it out, ladies!

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:40:33 UTC

You're back!

airgeargaigar April 1 2009, 04:43:25 UTC

QUIT CHEATING ON ME *PUNCH*

airgeargaigar April 1 2009, 04:44:02 UTC

*holds her bloodied face* Oh, I'm so sorry, honey!! What kind of terrible monster could have done this to you!?

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Accursed Eden / April Fools '09 a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 04:44:41 UTC

R-really? There are that many boys to girls here??

T-then why haven't I managed to snatch up a boyfriend yet?? I mean, I am 16-or-some-age-thereabouts-I-think after all! A girl like me should have a boyfriend, right? Right?! RIGHT?! Don't you agree Miss Aya?

I-I-I've got to tell him! Supposehepickssomebodyelse! I'ddie!

[Shoujo flipping out powers go.]

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:46:02 UTC

Why would you want a boyfriend? That's boring.

a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 04:51:02 UTC

Because I'm lonely! And I don't remember anything at all (except my brother). It's terrible.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:55:20 UTC

If you ask me, girls are more fun.

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frumpyface April 1 2009, 04:44:51 UTC

I like where this is going.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:46:47 UTC

Speaking practically, you're partial credit, at best.

frumpyface April 1 2009, 04:48:11 UTC

Partial credit is still credit.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:50:53 UTC

I can pencil you in, but you'll have to be at least third or fourth in line.

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thunder_striker April 1 2009, 04:56:28 UTC

FUCK HEATHER!

I AM THE NEW ALPHA LESBIAN AROUND HERE

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:59:15 UTC

Go on.

thunder_striker April 1 2009, 05:00:23 UTC

[Has sex]

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:02:57 UTC

7/10. I've seen better.

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dr_dancingqueen April 1 2009, 05:16:52 UTC

I can become of the female gender if that is what would make you happy Miss.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:18:23 UTC

There's more to my gender than biology.

dr_dancingqueen April 1 2009, 05:22:55 UTC

Oh? Like what?

I'm a doctor now, I need to know.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:29:08 UTC

Subtleties far beyond the comprehension of your feeble male mind.

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