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[Accurséd Eden] [April Fool's Event '09]

Mar 31, 2009 21:31

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm starting to get a little bored of this whole Memento Eden business. It was fun at first, just doing the newspaper and the blackmail, but, well...

...did you know there's almost twice as many men as women here? Twice as many! It's a terrible situation, I tell you. What's a girl to do...

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Accursed Eden / April Fools '09 a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 04:44:41 UTC

R-really? There are that many boys to girls here??

T-then why haven't I managed to snatch up a boyfriend yet?? I mean, I am 16-or-some-age-thereabouts-I-think after all! A girl like me should have a boyfriend, right? Right?! RIGHT?! Don't you agree Miss Aya?

I-I-I've got to tell him! Supposehepickssomebodyelse! I'ddie!

[Shoujo flipping out powers go.]

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:46:02 UTC

Why would you want a boyfriend? That's boring.

a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 04:51:02 UTC

Because I'm lonely! And I don't remember anything at all (except my brother). It's terrible.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 04:55:20 UTC

If you ask me, girls are more fun.

a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 05:15:07 UTC

Perhaps so, but men are needed for having babies.
Plus I know one with hair even prettier than mine... it's so long and flowy... [Dreamy sigh.] A girl's hair just can't compare at all.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:15:50 UTC

You mean I'm not good enough?

a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 05:26:08 UTC

Oh... oh I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you felt that way!

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:27:50 UTC

You can make it up to me.

With scenes too explicit to be shown in text.

a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 05:34:11 UTC

Oh my, I couldn't possibly! I-I'm underage! And I had always hoped that my first time could be with Luke--

--ack! I mean!! I mean! Oh dear...

[Sighs defeat.]

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:36:12 UTC

You're a big girl. Forget him and have some real fun.

a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 05:39:53 UTC

B-but... I can't forget about him! It'd ruin my IDEAL VISION OF THE FUTURE.

And...
...you don't have abs, Miss Aya...

Even if you are prettier than he is.

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:42:40 UTC

Abs are for people without phenomenal supernatural prowess.

a_severed_fate April 1 2009, 05:49:29 UTC

But... but... when we see each other, sparks fly!
There are no sparks between me and you, Miss Aya! [tears.]

Alhough I think they called it a hyperresonance... seventh fonons...?

Hmm...

scoop_tengu April 1 2009, 05:53:54 UTC

Is this enough sparks for you?

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