[Accurséd Eden] [April Fool's Event '09]

[scoop_tengu]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm starting to get a little bored of this whole Memento Eden business. It was fun at first, just doing the newspaper and the blackmail, but, well...

...did you know there's almost twice as many men as women here? Twice as many! It's a terrible situation, I tell you. What's a girl to do...

If it weren't for

Comments

[thunder_striker]

FUCK HEATHER!

I AM THE NEW ALPHA LESBIAN AROUND HERE

[scoop_tengu]

Go on.

[thunder_striker]

[Has sex]

[scoop_tengu]

7/10. I've seen better.

[thunder_striker]

[HAS SEX, DAMN IT]

[scoop_tengu]

You had your chance. Find me some more lesbians.

[thunder_striker]

[Electrocutes things]