Fourth Sign

[scoop_tengu]

Even if I'm stuck here, if things continue like this, I don't think I'll ever get bored

Comments

[herestothebard]

You know, I may know a way where you can do something about that power difference.

[scoop_tengu]

[Aya comes very close to leaping at the Bard and kicking him in the head, but decides against it.]

Go on.

[herestothebard]

Oh no. First, what do I get in exchange for this information?

[scoop_tengu]

I'll overlook whatever beating-deserving misdeeds you did since last we spoke.

[bamf_with_wings]

You like fighting, huh? Funny, you don't really look the type.

[scoop_tengu]

You shouldn't judge people by their appearance.

[bamf_with_wings]

Oh yeah? Can you prove to me why I shouldn't?

[scoop_tengu]

That depends. How much do you like fighting?

[ossesso]

Out of curiousity, why were you fighting someone over a photograph?

[scoop_tengu]

It was a good photograph!

[ossesso]

Good in whose opinion?

[scoop_tengu]

Mine.

[explosion_array]

The weird stuff that happens around here isn't always as pleasant.

[scoop_tengu]

Is that so?

[explosion_array]

No, I always lie. Contemplate the logical paradox there until you get bright enough to not ask me that question.

[scoop_tengu]

Do you want to talk, or not?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Hmm. Alright.

Let me see what they are, exactly.

[scoop_tengu]

They're not much, but I'm still getting settled in here.

[Exhibit A: A picture of Death the Kid and Yuki on a bench. Yuki is reading a book aloud, the cover depicts erotic lesbian vampires. Death the Kid is wearing an expression of indignity, horror, and confusion.

Exhibit B: Erkette is asleep, in bed. Subaru is cheerfully groping Erkette in an attempt to wake him/her up.]

[hailbeautyqueen]

Not half bad.

I'll give you six hundred for them.

[scoop_tengu]

You've got a deal!