scone 5; rejecting america's independence

[sconetastic]

I've had enough of your nonsense, America. Stop trying to strip people randomly and toss your hero stuff around so carelessly. We all know you're secretly superman, but it is obnoxious to announce that to the world.

I am revoking your independence. At least until you've eaten the spotted dick I made for you, I might consider otherwise

Comments

[real_dimsum]

"Spotted dick"-aru? What sort of English torture device is that, England-aru?

[sconetastic]

It's a dessert, not a torture device. Such distaste.

[real_dimsum]

Certainly could have fooled me-aru.

[sconetastic]

Hearing this from a nation who eats cats and dogs!

1/GOD I DON'T KNOW

[hailamericaaa]

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