scone 5; rejecting america's independence

[sconetastic]

I've had enough of your nonsense, America. Stop trying to strip people randomly and toss your hero stuff around so carelessly. We all know you're secretly superman, but it is obnoxious to announce that to the world.

I am revoking your independence. At least until you've eaten the spotted dick I made for you, I might consider otherwise

Comments

[real_dimsum]

"Spotted dick"-aru? What sort of English torture device is that, England-aru?

[sconetastic]

It's a dessert, not a torture device. Such distaste.

[real_dimsum]

Certainly could have fooled me-aru.

[sconetastic]

Hearing this from a nation who eats cats and dogs!

[real_dimsum]

I assure you they taste much better than jellied eels and faggots-aru.

Dog isn't so bad if you douse it in soy sauce-aru.

[sconetastic]

Fucking hell, those are delicacies, China. You ought to try them some day. They shouldn't be so bad if you eat bugs.

... really?

[real_dimsum]

Delicacies, my foot-aru! It's no wonder people are always laughing at your cooking with names like those-aru!
And I'll have you know that insects are a lot more nutritious since they're not all BATTERED AND DEEP-FRIED-aru.

If you've got the palate for mushy peas from a can, you can certainly handle dog-aru.

[sconetastic]

How can you even say that! I hardly even insult your cuisine. How rude can you be, honestly.

... ugh.

[real_dimsum]

Oh, fine-aru. This is just further proof that the East and West cannot see eye to eye-aru.

You should give dog a try, honestly-aru. Gives you an icebreaker at parties-aru.

[sconetastic]

Well, skin colours aside, our cultures are rather different as well.

If you think about Pangaea and how we used to all be related... it is a rather funny thing.

What kind of icebreaker? "Oh hi! I've eaten dog. Have you?"

[real_dimsum]

Ahhh, Pangaea... I wonder what direction the world will go in now-aru...?

More or less something like that-aru. You can say it mostly for the shock value-aru. Better than saying "Hi, I love to eat dicks"-aru.

[sconetastic]

God knows. I hope she's well in heaven, though.

... well, the spotted dicks aren't that bad...

[real_dimsum]

She'd be turning in her grave if she could see the financial straits we're in now, though-aru...

Then rename them and people might enjoy them more-aru!

[sconetastic]

Ugh. This is why America should be grounded, too.

... hmmm... that might be a good idea...

[real_dimsum]

I fully support any sort of punishment you plan on giving him-aru. Hell, let me help you-aru.

And while you're at it, you might make them look more appealing too-aru. Just looking at one of those is enough to make my stomach turn-aru...

[sconetastic]

Ah, I knew you'd understand. Us with younger brothers must suitably punish them when they are doing wrong things.

... ugh, I'll try. Even though I do love cooking, I know I'm not the best at it.