scone 5; rejecting america's independence

Apr 01, 2009 20:35

I've had enough of your nonsense, America. Stop trying to strip people randomly and toss your hero stuff around so carelessly. We all know you're secretly superman, but it is obnoxious to announce that to the world.

I am revoking your independence. At least until you've eaten the spotted dick I made for you, I might consider otherwise.

This also means you are now grounded forever.

Hello, new people. I hope you're all doing mighty fine.

edit:

France is also grounded and will be writing lines forever.
America's dates shall be chaperoned by Russia and his curfew on weekends is 6pm.
Canada is grounded just because it's not fair to America... well okay. You're not grounded anymore. Even if you dislike my cooking, you are at least more polite than America is.





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