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[scissor_gypsy]

Whoever moved my black hole-punch, can they put it back where it belongs, please? In between the red one and the miniature magnolia one. I don't mind people borrowing my things as long as they obtain written permission, put down a small deposit and return them promptly

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[clairesicle]

If what you've found is mine you're welcome to bin it. If it's Ultra's you might not want to.

[scissor_gypsy]

Well, I wouldn't know if they're yours or hers. I mean obviously, because, I've never seen your underwear before. I mean I might've seen it now if this is in fact your stuff, but previously. I have no prior knowledge of your undergarments with which to accurately assess ownership.

[clairesicle]

Ultra doesn't wear undergarments.

[scissor_gypsy]

...oh. Right. I guess I'll just. Dispose of these then.

[capt_margaret]

That is most relieving news. Clearly those ruffians do not know work of high calibre when they see it.

The undergarments may possibly be souvenirs of Spider. Ever since his anatomy has been restored he has been overcompensating somewhat. You may consider yourself lucky you were not around to listen to the noises.

[scissor_gypsy]

I know, it's a load of my mind. I was sure that baby would've been snapped up in an instant.

What d- you know what, I don't want to know.