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Whoever moved my black hole-punch, can they put it back where it belongs, please? In between the red one and the miniature magnolia one. I don't mind people borrowing my things as long as they obtain written permission, put down a small deposit and return them promptly.
I've been going through the flat, sorting out all my stuff. Fortunately, the bailiffs didn't take my jazz records. My Charlie Mingus remains untouched. Everything's covered in glitter, though. And one of my shirts has got two big patches cut out of the back. Vince have you been in my wardrobe?
Oh, and uh. I know there's been some ladies staying in the flat whilst I've been away and, well. There's a few unmentionables dotted about the place. I'd move them myself, but last time I touched some women's undergarments there was an inquiry and a whole load of hassle I'd rather not repeat, sir. So uh, if someone could claim them or remove them that'd be great, thanks.
I've been going through the flat, sorting out all my stuff. Fortunately, the bailiffs didn't take my jazz records. My Charlie Mingus remains untouched. Everything's covered in glitter, though. And one of my shirts has got two big patches cut out of the back. Vince have you been in my wardrobe?
Oh, and uh. I know there's been some ladies staying in the flat whilst I've been away and, well. There's a few unmentionables dotted about the place. I'd move them myself, but last time I touched some women's undergarments there was an inquiry and a whole load of hassle I'd rather not repeat, sir. So uh, if someone could claim them or remove them that'd be great, thanks.