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[scissor_gypsy]

Whoever moved my black hole-punch, can they put it back where it belongs, please? In between the red one and the miniature magnolia one. I don't mind people borrowing my things as long as they obtain written permission, put down a small deposit and return them promptly

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[clairesicle]

If what you've found is mine you're welcome to bin it. If it's Ultra's you might not want to.

[scissor_gypsy]

Well, I wouldn't know if they're yours or hers. I mean obviously, because, I've never seen your underwear before. I mean I might've seen it now if this is in fact your stuff, but previously. I have no prior knowledge of your undergarments with which to accurately assess ownership.

[clairesicle]

Ultra doesn't wear undergarments.

[scissor_gypsy]

...oh. Right. I guess I'll just. Dispose of these then.

[clairesicle]

Wait, that's wasteful, isn't it. Give them to Naboo. No wait, don't do that. I guess I'll have to come over and get them.

Where were you all this time, anyway?

[scissor_gypsy]

Right, I'll just leave them then.

I've been on a hard, and treacherous journey. I went to get away for a while, get some space, time alone with my thoughts to find myself. I was in Wales for a time, but then I trekked up to Scotland and ended up getting in the middle of two warring clans and now thanks to a mix-up with Bainbridge, they all want my blood.

My feedleash broke which is why I haven't been able to get in contact with anyone. I did write to Vince a couple of times but he probably just threw the letters away or didn't bother telling anyone. Too busy checking his hair was tall enough no doubt.

[clairesicle]

So you just run away when you're upset, do you? You shouldn't do that anymore. You should

nevermind. Anyway, what was Vince starting that detective agency for, a while back? I thought it was to find you but I suppose I don't really know.

[scissor_gypsy]

Hey, now, they would've killed me! And it wasn't running away it was tactical evasion.

He started a detective agency? I've heard nothing about that. He goes through fads, leaping about from label to label like an electro gazelle. Probably just been watching too many reruns of Big Leg.

[clairesicle]

I meant when you left to 'get away,' not when you were running for your life.

I think it was Columbo, actually.

[king_of_mods]

aw howard, i got your letters, but they were a bit boring, you know? i'm used to reading headlines, not novels in postcard form.

[scissor_gypsy]

A bit boring? I poured my heart and soul into those letters, Vince. Some of my finest work was written on those pages. I was thinking I could put them all together, maybe publish them as my memoirs- Howard Moon: A Journey Into The Self.

[king_of_mods]

we've got different reading styles, howard. you know me, i like to read in bite-sized, sugary chunklets. same as when i eat. anyway, if you want to make a memoir out of them i reckon i'd better find where i stashed em.