1st ♒ Video (Backdated to yesterday morning)

[sciencebipches]

[The feed comes on and it shows Eridan and a rather large bird pokemon--sure is a pidgeot--he's looking less than amused, and hair a little messy for whatever reason, but he's otherwise alright.]

Witch, as you can plainly see I got the damn gift you were SO kind in giwin' me, so...

[A judging look towards the bird that's eying him with a look

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[homofuckiens]

[ just over here. watching this shit go down. might be a chuckle or two.

more popcorn.gif than anything. ]

[sciencebipches]

[Once he's collected himself, fixing his glasses and his clothes, his hair will just have to wait because you can't rush perfection, he sends a glare Karkat's way.]

Yeah, laugh it up asshole, that fuckin' thing was insubordinate as hell, just like its fuckin' owner.

[A huff.]

And way to help me out there, if you're ewer gettin' wiciously assaulted by some sawage beast, don't look to me for help!

[homofuckiens]

Have you seen my little fucking monster?

[sciencebipches]

Kar, we'we been trawelin', a course I hawe, idiot.

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[incantates]

[More popcorn.gif'ing from this end too. Complete with her Omanyte sitting happily with her, wiggling his tentacles in amusement.]

Oh my.

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[sciencebipches]

Did you see how that thing attacked me? Fuckin' good for nothin' flapbeast, just as terrible as its owner.

[God he was just so defenseless Aradia, poor guy amirite?]

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[incantates]

[He may just be a good judge of character-- I mean...]

Some Pokemon might just be particularly ornery?

[And he was TOTALLY unprovoked. Poor bb.]

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[sciencebipches]

[Oh no, you're right.]

Ornery pokemon are probably attracted to just as ornery--or horrible, trainers. I should hawe expected this, considerin' who it came from.

[He's as innocent as the angels he shot down!]

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[usedwindything]

[No popcorn.gif over here. More like highly amused chuckling. Good job Pilcrow, way to go. John will have pokétreats for you when you get back to Goldenrod.]

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[sciencebipches]

[Oh yeah fuck you Egbert, have a scowl.]

Oh, lucky me, I hawe the witch's subordinate here laughin' like some fuckin' idiot. Yeah, that monstrosity of a bird attacked me. HILARIOUS.

[:|]

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[usedwindything]

[Still laughing at you, Formerly-Finfaced McDouchebag.]

Hysterical, really. A fucking riot. I think I just found my new favorite show. Please tell me that episode two airs next week.

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[sciencebipches]

[Oh no you--]

Yeah, I'll be sure to get right on episode two, so all scumbags and filth alike can share a chuckle ower the assault a royalty. God, you fuckin' tasteless hacks.

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[railsb4pails]

That's what you get for being mean to it. And calling Equius creepy.

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[sciencebipches]

The thing hardly deserwed any form a respect, what with how it had been eyin' me like I was some squeakbeast that was gonna be its dinner.

And Eq is creepy, don't ewen lie. [Not that THAT ever stopped him from hitting on Equius, nope.]

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[railsb4pails]

Well, maybe you should've shown it that you weren't mean furrst! Then maybe it would've liked you! But nyoooo, you had to be all mean.

And he is, but you're not allowed to say so.

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[usedtherapy]

[[She amused?

Oh yes, she amused.]]

Oh good. And I see Pilcrow has already taken flight. Wonderful. Thank you for sending her home so quickly after delivery.

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[sciencebipches]

Oh yeah no problem, Witch. So glad I could be of assistance.

[The flattest look.]

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[usedtherapy]

You are simply the sweetest troll, truly. So thoughtful and willing to assist others.

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[sciencebipches]

[Staring.]