1st ♒ Video (Backdated to yesterday morning)
[The feed comes on and it shows Eridan and a rather large bird pokemon--sure is a pidgeot--he's looking less than amused, and hair a little messy for whatever reason, but he's otherwise alright.]
Witch, as you can plainly see I got the damn gift you were SO kind in giwin' me, so...
[A judging look towards the bird that's eying him with a look that can only be taken as extreme loathing. With a grimace, he looks back at the camera.]
Make this stupid fucking flapbeast leawe already so it'll stop eyin' me like I'm its next meal, because whether it thinks it has the right to touch royalty or not, I'm not about to hawe this stupid thing stare at me like it's takin' creeper lessons from Eq.
[There's a disapproval noise from the bird as Eridan sends a glare its way.] Man, fuck OFF you stupid owergrown cluckbeast--
[Yeah that sure is the pokegear getting dropped and the distinct sound of wings flapping, a bird angrily squawking and Eridan yelling unintelligible curses and swears. Well somewhat unintelligible!]
Fuckin--
--Good for nothin--[Another squawk!]
--FUCK!!
Get the FUCK offa ME--[Theres definitely the sound of something possibly PECKING someone, who will forever be a mystery!]
--OW you piece a fuckin'--[After a few more moments of what seems to be an out of sight scuffle, it ends soon enough. With the sound of flapping wings growing quieter with distance, it's obvious the fight is over and the bird is well on its way back to its owner.]
[But everyone is graced with a second of ruffled up Eridan, hair is a mess, glasses askew, some scratches and peck marks here and there and he looks less than pleased. With a flat look, he turns the feed off.]
Witch, as you can plainly see I got the damn gift you were SO kind in giwin' me, so...
[A judging look towards the bird that's eying him with a look that can only be taken as extreme loathing. With a grimace, he looks back at the camera.]
Make this stupid fucking flapbeast leawe already so it'll stop eyin' me like I'm its next meal, because whether it thinks it has the right to touch royalty or not, I'm not about to hawe this stupid thing stare at me like it's takin' creeper lessons from Eq.
[There's a disapproval noise from the bird as Eridan sends a glare its way.] Man, fuck OFF you stupid owergrown cluckbeast--
[Yeah that sure is the pokegear getting dropped and the distinct sound of wings flapping, a bird angrily squawking and Eridan yelling unintelligible curses and swears. Well somewhat unintelligible!]
Fuckin--
--Good for nothin--[Another squawk!]
--FUCK!!
Get the FUCK offa ME--[Theres definitely the sound of something possibly PECKING someone, who will forever be a mystery!]
--OW you piece a fuckin'--[After a few more moments of what seems to be an out of sight scuffle, it ends soon enough. With the sound of flapping wings growing quieter with distance, it's obvious the fight is over and the bird is well on its way back to its owner.]
[But everyone is graced with a second of ruffled up Eridan, hair is a mess, glasses askew, some scratches and peck marks here and there and he looks less than pleased. With a flat look, he turns the feed off.]