Moron: Hi, you have a house for sale on N Street ( Read more... )

When we dug up the baby lemon tree from the wine barrel we were leaving at the old apartment, we weren't quite sure where to put it at the new house, so we stuck it in a five-gallon bucket with an Aquaglobe, put it in the biggest sunny window, and haven't really gotten around to figuring out where that sunny happy citrus-friendly spot is ( Read more... )

Today I met a man called Roar the Viking King.

All else is onlie Mud and Crabbes, and I will not bore you with it.

I'll be having a nervous breakdown hosting a party and moving stuff for the rest of the week, so Happy Early New Year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs&feature=related

Peace on Earth, and goodwill to everyone.

Jeph Jacques apparently knew me in college, or stalked me, or something? Or else I am a more common weed than I thought.

/sad schneptune face

The house is on record. We have closed. The Deutsch and I are homeowners.

/HAPPY SCHNEPTUNE FACE

Two things ( Read more... )

I always want curry on my birthday. Something about the cold weather and the colors of turning leaves.

What do you like on your birthday? Something recurrent, or just whatever you're craving at the moment?

GO SEE THE ARTHE DID A "TWO HEARTS" BAG ( Read more... )

Today I will be given the keys...and we haven't even officially pended yet.

(To let in the pest inspection guy on Sunday, while the selling realtor's having an open house and Bossman is out of town. But still. EHEHEHEHE)

I lay awake last night staring at the ceiling.

That's a lot of money every month ( Read more... )

A beautiful girl just walked in to pay her rent, bringing autumn with her. It had been lingering in the corners of my perception all day...ever since my delicate hothouse blossom of a husband woke up this morning and scrambled to turn the heater on and stand shivering before it...but it clung to her tall slender frame, the luxurious fall of brown ( Read more... )