Comments | scarycarrey: Let me clear the AIR.

scarycarrey

Let me clear the AIR.

Feb 06, 2006 20:37

Ok, A) I am NOT crazy. Crazy people play with their own feces *wiggles fingers* and wear funny dresses that show their ass all day. They also take medication. And like Connect-Four ( Read more... )

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_willferrell February 7 2006, 23:27:29 UTC

*wanders by, mutters under my breath*

I will have an Oscar before you.

Hey, Jim! Good to see you.

scarycarrey February 7 2006, 23:49:25 UTC

*sings*
At least I won two GOLDEN GLOoOOooOoBEs!

We-heh-heh-helll! Look who we have here!

_willferrell February 8 2006, 00:11:51 UTC

*joins in two-part harmony*

I have Emmys for writing and Golden Globes, too, I'm a presenter for the Oscaaaaaaaaaaaaars, how about you?

James Cameroon Heimey Boheep Magillicutty Von Carreystein. I am one inch taller than you, but your hair? It is breathtaking.

*holds hand up top for five*

scarycarrey February 8 2006, 00:19:43 UTC

Sir William Pickle-Bottoms Van Hoosier-Daddy Ferrell!

I do believe I will return that high five.

*slaps your hand, sincerely.*

My hair is not as tall as my hat.

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thegoodgirl_ February 8 2006, 00:48:15 UTC

I thought OUR movie was the best movie of all time.

scarycarrey February 8 2006, 00:49:26 UTC

IT IS the best movie of all time. ALL my OUR movies are the best.

*laughs*

How is my little dim-sum?

thegoodgirl_ February 8 2006, 00:56:17 UTC

Your little dim-sum is still not overjoyed with that nickname, but otherwise I'm great, darling. My husband left me for a computer game character who he some how managed to impregnate, not that I'm bitter, and I am now living with Vince Vaughn.

And you? What's this about you being typecast? Honey. That's just silly.

scarycarrey February 8 2006, 00:58:57 UTC

You mean THIS GUY? This guy right here? THIS ONE LEFT YYYYYYyyyOOOOUUUU??

He. Is. CRAZY.

Vince Vaughn...Vince Vaughn...*thinks* *taps chin*

Nnnnoooo...not ringing any bells. WAIT! Is he the guy who died a few years ago? The one who's famous for Blues Guitar? JEN...you aren't dating a dead guy, are you?

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richerthanqueen February 8 2006, 01:49:23 UTC

That should be third of all, James.

scarycarrey February 8 2006, 01:51:48 UTC

Are you threatening me with your broom? *sings* WOO HOO witch-y woman! See how high she fli-hi-hi-HIES!

I'm a COMEDIAN...woman. A COM-E-DI-AN. Everything I say is on PURPOSE.

richerthanqueen February 8 2006, 01:54:42 UTC

Then you are to be complimented! I was very amused by your fourthly purpose.

scarycarrey February 8 2006, 01:57:02 UTC

Why THANK you. And that is a lovely English accent you have, dear.

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tropnevad February 8 2006, 01:56:09 UTC

Nothing at all.

I simply stare in awe.

scarycarrey February 8 2006, 01:58:02 UTC

Many have, sweet tits. MANY. HAVE. STARED.

But not for long. That's when "Jumgle Madness" sets in.

scarycarrey February 8 2006, 02:00:49 UTC

Did I say JUMGLE? hahahahaha! My GOD I've lost my MIND!!!!

Perhaps JUMGLE is a place we have yet to discover.

tropnevad February 8 2006, 02:02:44 UTC

Not an illness I am familiar with, though clearly that is the only reason why they desist after a determined period of time.

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louisianaflower February 8 2006, 07:24:31 UTC

Can you write in pink chalk next time?