BREAK, C'MON, ooooh~!

[scratchoyello]

[The P.A. system crackles to life! What is this music spreading across the school right now? Doesn't it just make you want to do everything in a perfectly rhythmic fashion?]

HeyheyheyHEY! Sumabura, so glad you could join me because this is! Your new! Schoooool music station, Rhythm Heaven!

I am the Yellow DJ, but since we're gonna be friends an

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[rockinmelody]

[Ohhhhhh man his radio is making noise.] What the-- radio!? [No wait oh man.]

Oh my gosh we've got a new music station. Oh man.

[BUT WHERE IS IT. HE IS LOOKING FOR IT.]

[scratchoyello]

[LOOK, OVER THERE. WHERE A STRANGE LOOKING YELLOW MAN HAS HIJACKED THE SCHOOL P.A. SYSTEM.

COULD THIS JAUNDICE HUED STRANGER BE...

THE YELLOW DJ?]

[rockinmelody]

[BUT HIJACKING THE P.A. SYSTEM IS HIS JOB...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, MYSTERIOUS YELLOW STRANGER.

THERE IS A WEIRD KID PRESSING HIS FACE AGAINST THE DOOR GLASS THAT TOTALLY EXISTS, WATCHING YOU.]

[scratchoyello]

Aaaand it seems like we have our first guest star!

C'mon in, kid! What's your name?

[aestheticemblem]

[Marth doesn't dance, so.

He's just going to stand over here all awkward and stuff. Basically, he's going to stand around like he's Marth.

And wonder. Why there's music everywhere?]

[scratchoyello]

[The real question is, why isn't there music everywhere more often!]

[aestheticemblem]

[. . .

Probably because Marth still wouldn't dance to it. But this is still awkward.]

[scratchoyello]

[NONSENSE. Everyone should be doing everyday mundane tasks to the beat of music. Especially training, eating, gardening, factory assembling, handling delicate lab chemicals...]

[mailcalltime]

*What is this radio program doing here? Parakarry just wanted to drop some letters off.*

Sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupting something!
...Does the Headmaster know you're here?

[scratchoyello]

Hey! We've got another guest!

I sure hope the Headmaster knows, and I hope they're enjoying the beat too, cuz we're live and jiving all across campus!

[mailcalltime]

L-live?

*You know that look deers get when looking into a headlight. Parakarry has that very look on his face right now*

[scratchoyello]

[It's a very attractive look on you, Parakarry.]

That's right! Don't be shy! If you got something to say to the school, here's your chance!

[orangestarbeats]

Yellow dude, this is the best idea ever.

[scratchoyello]

Aaaaw yeahahah! Looks like we got our first fan - and maybe future Rhythm Leaguer? Nice to meet you!

[orangestarbeats]

Depends. What's the Rhythm League?

I'm Jake, bra.

[scratchoyello]

Hooo, you haven't heard of the Rhythm League? We're dedicated to keeping the beat alive! Anything that's worth doing should be done to music - and I mean anything. As long as you've got rhythm in your step and song in your soul, you're practically a Rhythm Leaguer already!

[grickle_grass]

[Something is on your head. It could have gone unnoticed amongst your sweet tunes except she started kicking her feet to the beat w-whoops.]

[scratchoyello]

Well, looks like another music lover dropped in without me noticing! Now, you got the right idea, li'l guy, but you're slightly off-tempo.

Hear the beat? Do it with me now, one-two one-two!

[grickle_grass]

[Off-beat oh no. This is a horrible, terrible tragedy. Let's fix this. Kick-kick-kick. No, wait.

Kick-kick. Kick-kick.]

[scratchoyello]

There we go, now you've got it! ow-ow ow-ow

Now, let's see if you can keep the beat with a faster song!