BREAK, C'MON, ooooh~!

[scratchoyello]

[The P.A. system crackles to life! What is this music spreading across the school right now? Doesn't it just make you want to do everything in a perfectly rhythmic fashion?]

HeyheyheyHEY! Sumabura, so glad you could join me because this is! Your new! Schoooool music station, Rhythm Heaven!

I am the Yellow DJ, but since we're gonna be friends an

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[aestheticemblem]

[Marth doesn't dance, so.

He's just going to stand over here all awkward and stuff. Basically, he's going to stand around like he's Marth.

And wonder. Why there's music everywhere?]

[scratchoyello]

[The real question is, why isn't there music everywhere more often!]

[aestheticemblem]

[. . .

Probably because Marth still wouldn't dance to it. But this is still awkward.]

[scratchoyello]

[NONSENSE. Everyone should be doing everyday mundane tasks to the beat of music. Especially training, eating, gardening, factory assembling, handling delicate lab chemicals...]

[aestheticemblem]

[Why is there music for everything?]

Excuse me, but what exactly are you doing here...?

[scratchoyello]

[Hey hey, still live on air!]

That's a good question! I'm here straight from the Rhythm League to add some tempo to your lives!

[aestheticemblem]

[But Marth doesn't know what it means to be 'live on the air'. There really aren't radios anywhere in Akaneia.

In hindsight, he feels pretty sheltered.]

Rhythm League? What is this? And are you simply passing through the grounds, or is this an extended stay?

[He just wants to know if he should be prepared for ear plugs.]

[waddlepaddle]

[Dee is with you, Marth.

Just. What.]

So weird...

[aestheticemblem]

[He looks over to Dee curiously.

...What is this thing? It looks sort of like Goombella without hair.]

Perhaps it is a new tradition while I have been away...

[waddlepaddle]

I dunno, I mean... I haven't heard this before. I think I only hear announcements through the speaker thingies.

[SULK. He has no idea what any of this is about. How unhelpful he's being!]

[aestheticemblem]

That is what I thought as well.

At any rate, we ought to be polite and not run off our visitor, not matter how strange his customs.

[He nods reassuringly to Dee, whatever Dee might be. He's a little cute with that pout upon his face.]

[waddlepaddle]

Yeah... I think you're right. It's just, like... I dunno. I'm not used to this.

[A-Awww. That nod made him blush a little. He was a nice person!]

[aestheticemblem]

[Marth is usually a nice person. Just don't take his wife or his sister or the list of other girls in the academy.]

Neither am I. Perhaps we ought to invest in more than soft pillows to shelter our ears from the onslaught of sound.

[waddlepaddle]

I guess, but I dunno what I'd get. I kind of, uh...

[Dee just points to the sides of his head. He has absolutely no ears, or even holes to substitute for ears. How does he hear anything? It's a mystery.]

[aestheticemblem]

[He blinks once. And then again.]

...Ah. Right.

[Sheepish Marth is most certainly sheepish.]

Well, I can use the pillows, but I am not yet positive what we should do for you...

[waddlepaddle]

Uh, I might be able to use pillows, but... I dunno what more I can do. I mean, like, to stick things in my ears and stuff. Sorry.

[He just has nothing to stick them in!]