BREAK, C'MON, ooooh~!

[scratchoyello]

[The P.A. system crackles to life! What is this music spreading across the school right now? Doesn't it just make you want to do everything in a perfectly rhythmic fashion?]

HeyheyheyHEY! Sumabura, so glad you could join me because this is! Your new! Schoooool music station, Rhythm Heaven!

I am the Yellow DJ, but since we're gonna be friends an

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[rockinmelody]

[Ohhhhhh man his radio is making noise.] What the-- radio!? [No wait oh man.]

Oh my gosh we've got a new music station. Oh man.

[BUT WHERE IS IT. HE IS LOOKING FOR IT.]

[scratchoyello]

[LOOK, OVER THERE. WHERE A STRANGE LOOKING YELLOW MAN HAS HIJACKED THE SCHOOL P.A. SYSTEM.

COULD THIS JAUNDICE HUED STRANGER BE...

THE YELLOW DJ?]

[rockinmelody]

[BUT HIJACKING THE P.A. SYSTEM IS HIS JOB...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, MYSTERIOUS YELLOW STRANGER.

THERE IS A WEIRD KID PRESSING HIS FACE AGAINST THE DOOR GLASS THAT TOTALLY EXISTS, WATCHING YOU.]

[scratchoyello]

Aaaand it seems like we have our first guest star!

C'mon in, kid! What's your name?

[rockinmelody]

[Wait.

Oh.

Dang.

Oh. Dang. He's in there.]

Hi! My name's Ness... Does Miss Aran know you're in here...

[scratchoyello]

No clue who that is! Nice to meet you, Ness!

Now, here's a kid who looks like he's got a good tempo on his shoulders. You a student here, Ness?

[rockinmelody]

Hahaha... [MIGHT AS WELL DIE HAPPY.] Nice to meet you too, uh, DJ Yellow!

Yeah I am! Are you.. oh is this still recording ohhhh.

[scratchoyello]

Right-o! We are on the airwaves, livin' large and live!

The whole school's listening, so why don't you show'em what you've got!

[rockinmelody]

[Someone did not think this through.]

Oh do you want me to... Oh uh wait hold on.

[scratchoyello]

You heard the man! Let's give Ness some prep before he rocks your socks off. In the meantime, here's a rockin' performance from my new favourite guitar duo to keep you peeled to the beat!

[Mic off. The yellow DJ turned over to Ness with an encouraging smile and a thumbs up.]

Don't sweat it, yo! If you got rhythm, that's all you need!

[rockinmelody]

Yeah, man, rhythm's what gets things rocking. It was just kind kind of sudden... Oh, oh I think I got this though.

[YEAH HE LOOKS PUMPED.]

[scratchoyello]

[THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED TO HEAR! Once the song finishes playing, DJ Yellow turns a mic over.]

Yeeahahahaah! Now, I hope you're ready, Sumabura! GIVE IT UP FOR NESS!

[rockinmelody]

[Okay yes let's totally do this thing this is his stage.

ARE YOU READY SMASH ACADEMY no you are not ready.]

[scratchoyello]

[THERE ARE STARS IN DJ YELLOW'S EYES - NAY, HIS EYES HAVE TURNED INTO STARS! THE EXCITEMENT IN HIS VOICE IS UNCONTAINABLE!]

AMAY-HAHAY-ZING! He's got spirit, he's got pipes, and what's more he's got a message! That was Sumabura's own Ness! Great job!

[rockinmelody]

[A-aw shucks.]

Heheheh it wasn't that impressive!

[scratchoyello]

Don't sell yourself short, Ness! You've got the makings of a real Rhythm Leaguer!