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[not_darksamus]

[Good morning Smash Academy. Please do not mind the woman now walking your corridors in near silence in a tight white jump suit and with the silliest blond hair. Please also do not mind the indifferent glare that could make any man cower in fear. It's not like she's here to do any damage, infect anyone or find a new source of energy. That would be

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[pedaltothemetal]

[Doubletake!

No, he knows his Samus and this is not his Samus--that hair is very silly. The resemblance, however, is pretty uncanny, so he's going to discreetly tail this mysterious lady and see what the crap is going on.]

[not_darksamus]

[Any attempts at sneaking behind her would be futile, stranger. It doesn't take too long before she notices that someone is following her, and she turns around, glaring at the empty corridor.]

...

[She senses you there. Somewhere.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Yeah nobody here but this guy at the water fountain. Boy he must be really thirsty.

Eventually he straightens up to exhale loudly and wipe his mouth. He is definitely eying mystery lady but totally pretending not to.]

Captain Falcon, expert stalker.]

[not_darksamus]

[Humans are so boring and disgusting creatures. If she felt like rolling her eyes, she would have, but that would be far too silly for someone as serious as her. Instead, she just silently glares at him again for a second and resumes her walking.

Doesn't she look like a boring person, perhaps it would be best to leave her alone now, right?]

[not_ridley]

[IT'S YOU.]

[not_darksamus]

[IT'S Y-oh wait she has no idea who you are, since this is the first time she sees your human form, Ridley. If she knew, she'd be laughing at you.]

[not_ridley]

[YEAH WELL AT FIRST HE THOUGHT YOU WERE SAMUS WITH A REALLY DUMB HAIRCUT.

But then he could practically smell the Phazon coming off of Samus With a Really Dumb Haircut. It smells like farts. Gross.]

[not_darksamus]

[You're just jealous because she's much more powerful than you'll ever be.]

[itsaspacepenis]

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You arent fooling anyone, miss´ums.

[not_darksamus]

...

[Whoever you are, she doesn't seem to care about you, gigantic alien creature]

[itsaspacepenis]

[Have a Walking Penisaur following you]

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[He is pretty sure that you are some sort of disguised Cynthia, Champion of SInnoh]

[shapeshiftqueen]

[FUCKING SHIT GDIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ALSO FUCK AND SHIT GET OUT OF THIS PLACE FOREVER]

[not_darksamus]

[Just watch, my pretty. You'll become my slave again yet.]

[shapeshiftqueen]

[Like hell you will, first I'm going to smash this energy ball up your ass so much your Metroid Prime form will feel it.]

[not_darksamus]

[Keep telling that to yourself, tits.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Lo, the target has stepped into the hallway. She stops and stares. It's... her. Only with a very silly hair cut.

A clone.]

[not_darksamus]

[Not just a clone, Samus. THE clone. The one who is looking at you up and down studying your very weak looking and feeble human form. You're...much smaller than she expected. But what an ego stroke, being taller than you in this form. It's the only good thing that has come out of it so far.]

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[A lady of so many words.]

[icequeen_aran]

[She returns the cold, calculating stare, feeling the hairs on the back of her neck stand for an inexplainable reason. If this other Samus had a purpose she would have stated it by now, one way or another.]

...

[Truly, they are the ambassadors of gifted communication.]

[not_darksamus]

[Or, Dark Samus simply wants to test this place's forces and see who would make good minions to brainwash over. So far she hasn't seen any anti-phazon suits, and that worker bee of yours is pretty pathetic.]

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[Truly]